"Go it Paula" I can live with.
"Hut hut hut" just means they haven't yet got the hang of sentences.
"Get those knees up". Not exactly original.
But when I've had a sod of a day and am going for a run because I really, really need to wind down, riding next to me on a nasty three wheeled motorised trike thingy and coming out with "you look shagged out, darlin" is JUST MORE THAN I CAN TAKE ON TOP OF A DAY LIKE TODAY!!!!!!
I know we're supposed to stoically ignore them, but for times when I just can't, any suggestions for classic one-liner put-downs to make the little b*****ds feel really small and very stupid in front of their sniggering mates would be very, very welcome!
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Maybe best avoid Letchworth then, which is is full of wild morons!
Don't dare use it myself!
I know what you mean. I find its the kids who are the worst. They can be annoying little s**ts. The older lot tend to want to just drink their Fosters/LAmbrini and leave you alone. Once got some insults off a few of the Lambrini Boys and girls, but said 'save me a glass for the way back I might need it' if I see them now they usually say we got you some for later.
Have got to the stage now where, I just pretend my MP3 on really loud, shrug and pretend I can't hear them. Had stones thrown at me once for screaming at a load of kids after a bad day at work.
Have also been called 'sad B***ard' for running on Christmas day.
Lyra - not surprising you got wolf whistled: you seem to have an uncanny resemblance to Franka Potente, maybe they should just have shouted 'Run Lola, run'? ;-)
Instead, fire a nice big juicy urban oyster or snot rocket in their general direction.
Perhaps the anti i-pod/radio whatever brigade arent slightly overweight slow women who live in a chav-populated area?? Some of us are!!!
please what is a "urban oyster"?
If you really must swear at them, try vegetables. 'Broccoli' is a deadly insult, but 'artichoke' is worse.
one of them started to run alongside imitating me so I "politely" said
"carry on like that and you'll get a slap"
he stopped
then a voice piped up and said something - no idea what - but I just saw red
I stopped and confronted the bunch pointing a finger at the lad who'd done the running
"are you and your mates trying to take the piss??"
no came the reply
"then just f**king dont even think about it. I've been busting my arse running for the last 2 hrs and the last thing I want is a bunch of young tw*ts taking the piss. just f*ck off, or I'll slap the f**king lot of you"
I ran off in peace and with a big smile on my face
thanks
I think;))
thats one of those questions, that in the dark depths of your mind you know the answer too but you feel the need to ask just in anyway
in answer to "eeerrrr your all sweaty"
"thats coz Ive been round your house sh***ing your Mum,....
while your Dad watched"
I would have paid to have seen that.
You're such a dainty li'l thing.
¦oD
I was quite embarrassed about that after for some stupid reason!! LOL...