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Here is the local news

Good evening, I'm the junior presenter who looks like a rabbit startled in headlights with a bad haircut.

Our top story tonight:

Our region is on the political map! We interview a pensioner from Lowestoft who once met Gordon Brown's mum on a train to Glasgow and says he's a really nice boy who's misunderstood and didn't really nick all of our pensions.

Also on tonight's programme:

Election results - Mrs Wilberforce says thank you to the electorate who re-elected Mr Wilberforce as councillor for Eckythump, thus keeping him out of her hair for another three years

Planning committee express outrage at the parish clerk's bungle as a truly hideous sculpture is erected at council tax payers' expense. "We didn't say it could be pink"

And in tonight's sport, joy as Steeple Bumstead Athletic thrash Margate Pensioners' second XII in a friendly at Goodeson Road

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