Mine is the silly fashion for wearing trousers so low your knees can't move and your pants are on show!!! Yuk, what is that all about and when will it go away!!
possunt quia posse videntur - we can because we know we can
Lazy gits that leave their work shoes & 2 pairs of walking boots in the porch,A pair of slippers in the middle of the hall,pair of trainers in the living room & wellies & a pair of crocs in the kitchen all for me trip over every time I am not looking to avoid the an assault course of general obstacles that should not be there.
Kwilter.....I SO agree on the escalator one - it happened to me earlier today! I also get a tad peeved when people wont let you pass on an escalator when you clearly walk up/down and have to stop behind them
ignorant chavs, a year ago my 84 year old dad was told to f_ ck off by a teen chav who works in a petrol station , when i found out i blew my stack , i went to the station and and made sure i had the right chav and excuse me fancy your chances with something a little younger, whilst he was trying to mouth off chav words i hit his hat off and grabbed his ear,pulled him close and said try me trash, then i noticed other people in the garrage, looking at me as if i was nuts , so i let go of silly b_llocks and left. i was shaking and embarised but having not been involved in anything like that for many years i did feel better.. ageing vigilantes are us..
People who stop when they get to the top of the stairs at Bham New Street causing everyone else ot lose momentum - can you really not carry the damn case just a few feet more
I'm at work proof reading stuff at the moment, so at present its poor spelling, shite grammar and people's general inability to string a coherent sentence together...
Customers at work who when THEY phone ME (note which way round that is!) aren't quite sure what they wanted to order.
customers who phone to change their order at 4.15, knowing full well they should order before 2pm
People who constantly turn up late everywhere
The two mums at school (I'm being specific here but WTH) who decided the best place for a chat was in the narrow passage between the top and middle playground, blocking the way for everyone else (OK me) who was trying to get in or out of school
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Tangled telephone wires
Chewing gum in a bin without being wrapped in tissue
People who dont move out of the middle or fast lane on the motorway or take a mile to overtake
People talking to me about work/asking questions when they can see im eating my lunch
My pet hate? PETS!
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Agree with the people texting on a night out - feck off and don't expect me to turn up next time
People who sit in the bike/diasbled bit on trains when the carriage is half empty - always ask them to move some get a bit snotty about that
Virgin trains getting priority over on time local trians when they are already bliddy late
LOL KK you just hate chavs!
people who park in parent and child spaces when they haven't got a child in the car .
and people who put two fingers up like speech marks when they talk christ im getting stressed just thinking about it
Drivers who get all aggravated and drive six inches off my back bumper just because I'm driving at 30 in a 30 limit.
...a recent one is all the cat pics on threads I am afraid to say.
Agreed on disabled/parent spaces.
But also:
Flytipping
'Toy' dogs
Push down taps that dont stay on long enough
Crap hand dryers in toilets
Cheltenham during GOld Cup week
Lazy gits that leave their work shoes & 2 pairs of walking boots in the porch,A pair of slippers in the middle of the hall,pair of trainers in the living room & wellies & a pair of crocs in the kitchen all for me trip over every time I am not looking to avoid the an assault course of general obstacles that should not be there.
Why do you women need so so many shoes????????
And why can't you just put them away?
Makes my blood boil!!!!
phrases like 'the wow factor'
and 'ticking all the right boxes'
which are used way too much especially on carpy house renovation/location/relocation twaddle shows.
Oh, and carpy home improvement programmes.
car drivers who park on double yellow lines
drivers who park kon the zig zags outside school
People who mis-use apostrophes
people who walk three abreast on a pavement and don't move over
people who stop right outside shop doord
people who stop at the bottom of escalators
people who don't say thank you if I hold the door open for them
my bank
supermarkets selling foreign produce when British alternatives are available
car and burglar alarms going off at all times of the night
shoes that rub 3 weeks after you bought them
running shorts that ride up when you're out running in them but not in the shop
people who make a noise while eating
As I said in another thread once, I have so many pet hates I could open a zoo
Housework...
Today, when the delivery of a new bed and mattress results in only the delivery of the bed frame.
The re-arrangement for delivery of said mattress turns into a logistical nightmare for some reason and it's not my fecking fault
Impenetrable plastic packaging.
Car and appliance components made of polycrackathene or crapite.
Customers at work who when THEY phone ME (note which way round that is!) aren't quite sure what they wanted to order.
customers who phone to change their order at 4.15, knowing full well they should order before 2pm
People who constantly turn up late everywhere
The two mums at school (I'm being specific here but WTH) who decided the best place for a chat was in the narrow passage between the top and middle playground, blocking the way for everyone else (OK me) who was trying to get in or out of school
people who call napkins "serviettes"