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This was passed around the office.
Genuine application for life assurance!
1976 – six-day coma, caused by coffee, had epileptic fit to wake me up, no tablets required
(P.S. – some b*stard put something in my drink)
(P.P.S. – Sept 2001 – coma again after visiting café in London – some sh*t must have done it again)
The doctor said quite bad things about me – others do not agree
I spend most of my time alone in a happy, relaxed condition – I swim 40 lengths front crawl in the centre lane
Amount of cover required: 80% with (my company) now, want £47k CIC so that I can now play with a full cake instead of a large portion
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I think you sent
"5 weeks off work, pins and rod through the bone, heroic football injury!"
Wilk docs reports mention he is normal
Fantastic!
He's still around despite all that people have done to him. He's got to be worth a bet on for life assurance.
Look at the facts.
Dim - maybe, weird - Deffo
But he's still here!
I'm being sexist tho in assuming this is a male
"I spend most of my time alone in a happy, relaxed condition "
He's an elite Triathlete!
"I lived in worthing thus I was depressed, I no longer live in Worthing so everything hunky dory. I will not be returning to Worthing so do not hold this event aganist me"
Again i just laughed
I remember some funny doctors reports from way back. One was along the lines of "Mr X is overweight, smokes and drinks too much and is an obnoxious, unpleasant man. I'd much rather talk about his wife, she's delightful"
And there was a rather disturbing medical where the Dr took a polaroid of this portly, middle age chap in his yellow hipster briefs - urgh.
We don't get sent photos anymore.
I do have a CD with clips of the world record holder for balanceing a mini on his head.
"I need to be big for my job, I balance cars on my head"
We don't get sent photos anymore.
I do have a CD with clips of the world record holder for balanceing a mini on his head.
"I need to be big for my job, I balance cars on my head"
That sounds like a pretty specialised job!
Loverly one GFB!
Mind you I decided to get reversing sensors fitted to my car because:
"My vehicles have suffered a disproportionate amount of rear end damage when no other drivers were involved."