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Today I hit the high points of lazy ar*e greatness.
I copy and pasted the word "Yes" between documents..................
What lazy things do you do that you think save time but in fact are more hard work when you think about it?
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lol TT. Tried to order food from online Tescos once - complete nightmare. Spent two hours trying to work it all out, the thing crashed twice. Eventually got my coat on and did it the old fashioned way..
I think I've done all of the above. Well maybe I've never copied and pasted "and".
Talking of laziness I'm off to the gym
Today I have been mostly working.
I'm lazy when I'm lovin', I'm lazy when I play
I'm lazy with my girlfriend a thousand times a day
I'm lazy when I'm speaking, I'm lazy when I walk
I'm lazy when I'm dancin' and I'm lazy when I talk
I open up my mouth, it comes rushin' out
Nothin', doin' nadda, never, how you like me now
Wouldn't it be mad, wouldn't it be fine
Lazy, lucky lady, dancin', lovin' all the time
I I I I'm wicked and I'm lazy
Ooooh, don't you wanna save me
Some folks they got money an' some folks lives are sweet
Some folks make decisions an' some folks clean the streets, now
Imagine what it feels like, imagine how it sounds
Imagine life is perfect an' everything works out
No tears are fallin' from my eyes
I'm keepin' all the pain inside
Now don't you wanna live with me
I'm lazy as a man can be
I I I I'm wicked and I'm lazy
Ooooh, don't you wanna save me
Imagine there's a girlfriend, imagine there's a job
Imagine there's an answer, imagine there's a God
Imagine I'm a Devil, imagine I'm a saint
Lazy money, lazy sexy, lazy outta space
No tears are fallin' from my eyes
I'm keepin' all the pain inside
Now don't you wanna live with me
I'm lazy as a man can be
I I I I'm wicked and I'm lazy
Ooooh, don't you wanna save me
Lazy when I work, lazy on the bed
Screamin' all you like, but it only fades away
I'm lazy when I'm prayin', lazy on the job
Got a lazy mind, a lazy eye, a lazy lazy father
Hard men, hard lives
Hard keepin' it all inside
Good times, good God
I'm so lazy I almost stop
I I I I'm wicked and I'm lazy
Ooooh, don't you wanna save me
I I I I'm wicked and I'm lazy
Ooooh, don't you wanna save me
IT workers need to be shot...............
"Have you turned the PC off and back on?"
"Seeing the problem is the f*cking thing won't turn on........."
I could be productive today, but I can't be ar*ed with clients that won't give me the info I want.
Not so much lazy as easily distracted.*
*That's my story, and I be sticking to it!
LOL coops did you type that out?
nessie you said something, i was distracted...........
That's IT support TT. That's like me saying that you're a claims clerk because you work in Insurance.
I'm in development. Completely different set of stock phrases to avoid doing anything
Speak to my housemate on MSN cause I can't be arsed to go into the next room
Also rang the house phone on my mobile to ask my housemate to grab me a drink while they were downstairs
Pile up the dishes..and make my housemate do them
Went into town in flip-flops and it started raining to the point where my feet were slipping about wearing them and I couldn't walk, so got my housemate to cycle out with shoes and socks for me lol
LMAO I sound awful!! Guess people love me
You wonder why your single MG!
I'm in development.
I trained in that........then I thought I want a life! So I become a chartered insurance bloke!
Side point BDB why are insurance systems, so, so , so so shite?
He gives and I take.........
Sounds good!
So coops you want to give her one, now MG do you want to take?
BDB. Mortgages/insurance same horse diffrent jockey
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Mortgage systems I used where odd. At this point I will mail you something!
MG knows I'd give her the best 20 seconds of her life.
BDB - when you say you deal with mortgages, in what respect?
Okey-doke.
I think part of the trouble is that the industry and technology has moved on so much, but we're all still using legacy systems and some cases multiple systems. Trying to put something over the top of that is a nightmare. So I try not to get involved in big stuff and look after smaller apps. That's changing though so I've got to start thinking differently.
I never unbutton my shirts,they go in wash buttoned up & if I bother to Iron it's lroned buttoned up.
I have guy that lives in a property I manage & his TV remore control has bust,so He has got a bamboo pole,stuck a bit of rubber on the end & uses's that to change the channels,rather than get up & walk 5 ft.
TT what is your area of expertise in the Insurance sector ?
Coops - no, I'm in Sutton with UCB. Job moves to Swindon in 09 so I'll take the money and run! I don't know that many peeps in Swindon and the IT devision is huge. Might know the names though.
BRT - lazy, but going back to my original post on the subject, inventive!