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Two men are out in town buying their wives some Xmas presents and decide to meet for a drink afterwards. One says to the other "Well, what did you get her?"...
He replies "I brought my wife a BMW and a diamond ring. If she doesn't like the ring, she can take it back to town in her BMW and swap it"....."So what did you get your wife?"
"I bought my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo. If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go and f*ck herself."