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Nog, sounds like you have had an attack of the chavs. Perhaps you need a copy of the Little Book of Chav Speak by Lee Bok to understand them better. Page 118 says:
Despite the temptation it's best not to run over a chav on a bike when you are driving. Why? It's probably your bike he is riding.
NOG did it look like this
Oh more like this