Porthkerry Plod 5



  • so how will I know who you all are?

     Barking with the bin bag to go down hills?

    TT in a tutu?

    Nam with an umbrella, coughing and spluttering?

  • Andrew tiptoeing round so as not to slip over and Valleyboi looking lean and muscley with clothes that are too big?

    Anyone ele? 

  • Daz asking for directions to the pebbley beach and carrying a large tub of vaseline image
  • NamNam ✭✭✭

    I'm a bit worried... if the field is small and it spreads out and I'm slow, are there enough marshalls to tell me where the hell I'm meant to be going, cos I'm bound to get lost....

    Me... with brolly, coughing, spluttering and asking for directions!!  image

  • Im going to get lost image

    In fact, I might get lost just trying to find the place with the directions......

    Im short and will be huffing at the back in glasses that I wont be able to see out of if it is raining....
    No, seriously image
    Although I will also be wearing (probably) long blue trousers and a long sleeve HH blue top with a tshirt over the top to pin number to and maybe a black hat if its cold, cos I am a cold blooded person
    Oh and I have a arm pouch jobbie
    And Im 191

    Although if its that wet, I may be wearing a coat

    On reflection, I would probably get as cold from sweating as I would from the rain.....maybe I should bring the bin bag after all to wear image

  • NamNam ✭✭✭
    >drums fingers waiting for Barking<  image
  • NamNam ✭✭✭
    ah image
  • NamNam ✭✭✭
    will you stay with me at the back?  >wibbles<
  • ello

    just went off to your thread and it was like a treasure hunt back here again image

  • Im all WIBBLY image

    Are you running then?

  • NamNam ✭✭✭
    I'll run it if you stick with me and are happy just to get round...  image
  • have you seen the forecast?

    People keep telling me its going to tip down tommorrow image

  • NamNam ✭✭✭
    it can't be worse than the magic roundabout last year...?
  • Ladies calm down. If neither of you has a pb to beat about then why the worry? Just get out there and do it and if you fall on your arse in the mud then so be it but you will still get a pb !! image
  • NamNam ✭✭✭

    It'll take me about 45 mins to drive there.. I like to get there early so lets say an hour...

    Shall we decide around 9am and if it's absolutely pissing down we can give it a miss I suppose....

    Don't fancy mudwrestling in the woods...  LOL  although could be a laugh...

  • NamNam ✭✭✭

    PQ sweety I'm so slow I'm worried if I can't see where the peeps before me have got to I'll be like fecking Gretel with her breadcrumbs in the woods.... image

    I'd be surprised if I got home under the hour...

  • why who are you parking in the woods to mudwrestle with

    Is bear coming.  It is bears you are supposed to find in woods, isnt it?

    I like mud image  It hurts less when you fall over in it...

  • NamNam ✭✭✭
    I'll be wrestling with the roots to drag my sorry arse up some steep muddy hill... image
  • Hands and knees image
  • The marshalls will wait no matter how slow you are and if you get lost I'm sure TT will send out a search party by nightfall image
  • NamNam ✭✭✭
    oh God...  image
  • Best take a few Mars Bars and a torch just in case image
  • NamNam ✭✭✭
    I'm worried a little race like that there won't be many marshalls and I can see myself in the middle of nowhere going "helloooo..... helloooooooo"... image
  • Hope you've been watchin Bear Gryls series of surviving in extreme situations? Some top tips there.

  • Oh and take your mobile too and make sure its charged.
  • Though maybe you wont get a signal in such remote and unforgiving surroundings.... image
  • lol

    I used to be a probie with the mountain rescue team

    would be somewhat embarrasing having them come out and search for me...

    Nam me dear - you think I am likely to go under an hour?!!
    12mm tops for the first 2-3 or I will never get round

  • NamNam ✭✭✭


    You're making this sound like an outing with Ray Meirs....  image

  • ok, I need a rucksack....

    mars bar
    flint and steel (in case matches get wet)
    penknife and string


  • NamNam ✭✭✭
    barking wrote (see)

    12mm tops for the first 2-3 or I will never get round

    ok so you won't try to run away from me again then....  image
Sign In or Register to comment.