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I am seriously offended by creeps, aren't you Plod?
<slaps kitten around the head and removes her Stella. Waits for the noise.... >
Creeps?
Snakes?
<smacks Kitten as well - just for good measure>
Who am I offending with this one?
A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race start?'
The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made.'
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mum, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'
The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it's very simple: I told you about my side of the family, and your father told you about his.'
Kittenkat is going to be extremely offended if you've taken her Stella away!
Hahahaha
Good joke!
KK is sulking in the corner.
Yours is Plaiding.
Are you a big fan of tartan?
I am offended that offended by itself is just not offended enough in these circumstances.
<stands far away>
<hooks Stella onto the end of a broomstick>
<slowly edges it towards the offended kat>
<drops it at her feet>
<scuttles behind Smallish Cat>
Sorry KK
degrees of offence:
seriously
deeply
outrageously next?
<gives KK her Stella back and opens another>
oh dear G*d she has two Stellas now... what state is she going to be in soon.
<stands with bucket ready>
Sorry, had to jump in with a chav joke:
What do you say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand.
(none of them are bothered enough to bother wearing suits tho!)
I am more worried about her throwing one EMPTY bottle at us
We are safe until those are empty
Best start running now - she is a fast runner when not wobbling or tumbling over
None of us puke
or threaten to swim in dodgey waters
or drink too much
or talk to random people
We are ALL perfectly lovely people
EVER
Well - not intentionally of course
Sometimes people take offense at my head
And I can't do much about that
Short of cutting it off - but that's a bit extreme
I would rather leave the bar if I'm honest
I am not sure that I want to play naked poo
RIGHT
Am off home
HAve a lovely weekend you lovely ladies
I am big too in a small way.
You have a lovely one-legged swimmble PO!