Spanish speaker needed

[Deleted User]

We have our Head of Spanish on sick leave and I am designated sender of a get well card.  Can someone tell me how to say

'get well soon jose from everyone at **************** school'

gracias (about all i can say in spanish)

Don Minquez

Cago en tu leche.

PloddingOn

Ignore him - that is most certainly NOT a get well wish 

Cake

Don Minquez

Chingas tu madre!!

PloddingOn

And you....

[Deleted User]

'Esperamos su pronto mejoría, de parte de la escuela ***********' if you want it to be formal.

Or

'¡Que te mejores pronto José! De parte de toda la escuela ****** If you're all pals with Pepe.

Don Minquez

Azacaya, that's just rude!

[Deleted User]

DM - that's sh*te by the way.
It's 'Me cago en la leche'

PloddingOn

Azacaya wrote (see)

DM - that's sh*te by the way.
It's 'Me cago en la leche'

Go on!!! 

[Deleted User]

Go on what?

Don Minquez

hey, I never said I was perfect! That was somebody else

Cake

Get well soon = Repóngase pronto

[Deleted User]

Very formal, very nice Cake. Or should that be 'Tarta'?

Cake

Not sure can barely spell in English, did I get that right very rusty. My Germans much better, because more useful for beer

[Deleted User]

Looks fine to me. But I'm no expert...

Cake

twee,

Just asked a intelligent person for the spanish word for breasts and if none of the above work try the below, will ever make them smile or cause a sexual harassment case.

repóngase pronto porque perdemos sus pechos grandes y piernas buenas.

[Deleted User]

'pechos grandes'?????

Surely José's a bloke!?!?

Cake

err good point,  May be I was just thinking like a viejjito verdeat the time

[Deleted User]

LOL! Just like your avatar! And who knows, maybe José has got big tits. I know loads of blokes with bigger, er, 'pechos' than me.

fat buddha

su salvavidos esta debajo de su asiento


after staring at that frigging sign on Iberian Airways too many times in the late 70's, that phrase is burnt into the memory.....

[Deleted User]

oh hell, i should have expected all this!  mind you, it has cheered me up after one hell of a day at work.

1 - jose is our head of modern foreign languages

2 - he doesn't have big 'pechos' as far as i can tell, in fact, he looks quite lean.

3 - he is spanish, so please don't tell me to write phrases in his card that might insult any female member of his family as he's quite a nice bloke and i don't want to upset him

muchos gracias once again.

tweety

[Deleted User]

Tweety - my first post was serious. They should do fine. The rest is a pile of poo.

FB - su salvavidas 

Tweety - muchas gracias 

DM - vete a tomar por culo

It's the teacher in me, sad pathetic person that I am.

Stump

So this is where you hide

[Deleted User]

Aaah, nabbed....

Cake

The spanish from Azacaya is relieable as for pechos I don't know and long and bitter experiance has shown me not to comment regarding a ladies cuerpo.

fb, Whats under the seats?

Stump

pectorals?

[Deleted User]

Lifejacket!

Your life jacket is under your seat!

Jose.

Azacaya wrote (see)

LOL! Just like your avatar! And who knows, maybe José has got big tits. I know loads of blokes with bigger, er, 'pechos' than me.

no, no tengo melones

but i remember an important quote in spanish regarding this matter:

 "Teta que la mano no cubre, no es teta sino ubre"

or

"Teta que no cubre mano, no es teta sino grano"

Hope it helps.

[Deleted User]

Surely we're not talking about the same José?!?!

Did my version of the get well card hit the mark?