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It would appear (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/7402920.stm) that people may be prepared to pay good money for awful poetry. So is there anyone here who can outdo McGonagall, preferably on a running theme.
I'll start off with a homage to McGonagall's "Tay Bridge Disaster"
I did prepare for my first 10k
My trusty Garmin show'd the way
Despite my laces which had started to fray
(but lasted till well after race day)
and the chafing which took a bugger of a long time to heal.