In disguise

[Deleted User]

Ok you lot, why so many weird and wonderful images where your face is supposed to be ? It's either because you had the same difficulty as me (3 weeks !) downloading a picture of yourself, or that your all mingers !!!!
I spent 20 years playing rugby with some of the ugliest mugs in England, surely I've not taken up a sport with the same 'visually challenged' type of sportsperson taking part !!!

[Deleted User]

'fraid so

[Deleted User]

Nice one dirt! I did ten years in the forces , where I played rugby on a regular basis! My excuse is that my digi camera isn't working! whats everyone elses excuse?

[Deleted User]

What do you mean, "In disguise?"

Hilly

How do we know even those faces we see belong to who they say they are?

Hilly

By the way this is me!

Dustin

and this is me

Dustin

although the hair is shorter now

[Deleted User]

Don't you like my picture Dirt Tracker ?

Nasty people have always said I'm a bit of a dog in the looks department but I don't agree. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

Nessie

Digi-what?

I'm only just getting the hang of a mouse........

Head Gone

If you had a fizzog like mine you wouldn't let it be seen. However it is on many a "Wanted, Dead or Alive" poster.

[Deleted User]

Well this has backfired on me, my wife thinks it's weird to want to put your real face on the web, but it's too late to put anything else up, took luck and many hours of head-scratching to get my photo uploaded. So until I can change it with ease your all stuck with the posy piccie you see before you, (floral skirt and jackboots hidden.)

[Deleted User]

Come on, Dirt Tracker, be reasonable. How else are we 30-stone fellas who can't fit into the bath or the shower cubicle going to get a chance to socialise? The fellow who delivers my takeaways can't speak English and always seems too bust to come in for a chat.

[Deleted User]

Besides, if you saw my picture then next time you passed my house and caught a glimpse of me watching the world go by through my front window while tucking into my chicken chow mein and chips, you'd think "I know who that guy is and he can'e even SPELL".

In my previous post, please replace "bust" with "busy". I must have been having an innocent little fantasy...

[Deleted User]

Actually, this is me, just in a drawn format, not a photo one. I'm always at my desk writing, and yes, that halo is real thank you very much!