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nick our bloody razors!
my missus seems to think it's ok to take my Mach3's and use it to shave her legs then shove it back into my shaving kit. i get there and the bloody things are blunt after a week. it's not like these Mach3's are cheap...grrr
that's what she says! i've got no comeback . just" why don't you buy your own razors!"... still doesn't work
We're just bloody lazy. There I said it.....
Buy her some Venus Divine and leave them in front of the Mach 3's. If she reaches them first she'll use her own - honestly!
Ours are expensive too and we begrudge the cash. We just think "I'll save the money for handbags/shoes and use his"
venus devine? where do i get that? Ann summers?
is that what you tell your partner then?
no comeback to that one either. just no point in arguing with you lot is there?
Any supermarket, you numpty!
Unless of course, you're looking for an excuse to go to Ann Summers, in which case, can I place my order???
Mr LB has been stealing my moisturiser for YEARS. He moved onto Veet theft when he started marathon training. He has a lovely hairless chest, but I'm now bankrupt and hairy!
This is only payback....
ah! so women aren't the only ones who use the moisturiser all over.
I had a holiday in Ibiza several years ago...there were some French guests in the same hotel. One day by the pool one of the French ladies stripped off to go for a swim...I mean totally stripped off by the pool side. She had hairy armpits and pubic hair almost to her knees...no bikini line for the French girls...it was gross
Girls...keep pinching the razors please
So there you have it. French women hairy Mary's....
So what's with the Dutch and German BLOKES shaving their pubes off??? It doesn't look bigger if it's bald you know.....
I trim my beard with my ex's ladyshave.
Travis - on the beach in Fuerteventura, playing boules!
Puts you right off your beer, seeing their danglies flopping about while they bend down to roll the ball.....
Did anyone see that programme with Trinny and Susannah the other night about the Great British Bod? God did NOT make us all equal, that's for sure......
just buy her nice pink ones of her own, Venus Divine I think the kit's called. Twice the price coz it's pink, o' course, but you can't win 'em all!
serious tip - a gentleman colleague of mine who is always perfectly groomed tells me that he buys all his Gillette Mach3 blades from Ebay. Saves looooaaaadsmunnay!
I dehair my back, in response to overwhelming public demand,,,,
.... that's as far as it goes.