Those dolphins, I'm no expert ...............

.............. but aren't they Porpoises?

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    not something you see every day on the bus

  • ................. and apparently they are dolphins, Common dolphins, but small ones
  • Did they beach themselves on porpoise?
  • Who gets dibs? - Are they currently appearing in the butchers or the fishmongers?
  • that's just the half of it .............................

    •  do you burn more calories doing 10k in 30 mins or 60 mins
    • If you drink some water after drinking an isotonic drink in a race ...............does the isotonic drink become just a drink?
    • Camera's have round lenses and square pictures
    • when you have a bad dream and the midget with the axe is chasing you, you wake up and then go back to sleep. The midget with the axe is still there. When you have a realy good dream and are about to make love to your perfect lover, you wake and then go back to sleep. The perfect lover has gone.

     I have solved

    • the white dog poo and
    •  the man who drives the snow plough
    • Dolphins are done now too
  • Lol Davidimage
  • I'll have a bottle nose, two flippers and a blow hole please with ketchup.
  • PM
    So what happened to white dog poo?

  • Thought dogs of all colours poo.

    Are you saying all brown dogs are constipated?

    Think I need to lie down

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    PM
    So what happened to white dog poo?


    What happened to Hoose?

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  • To be fair that is Hooses' specialist subject, ............................... but it is simply a change of diet, no bones to chew on,'orible canned dog meat and BAMMMMM, no white dog pooimage
  • Anyone know what the difference between a dolphin and a porpoise is?

    I do know there are quite a few species of dolphin.  I believe strictly speaking orca are dolphin, so maybe porpoise are too.

  • Don't care what they are called they taste great, especially with a little light soya sauce.
  • Yes, John West do it in tins ............................ oh is that tuna?

  • Dam it was about to get all nature on Pizza man but kk got there first image White dogn poo is poo thats dried off. You don't see much these days because dog owners have stopped using the streets as a bin.

    Give me more questions!!!!!!!!!

  • I thought white dog poo was down to the bonemeal feed the dogs ate? Are you saying then that if I leave a turd out in the sun it will turn white? How long does it take and if I drink guinness first does it take longer to turn white? This is serious stuff that needs investigating!
  • no, no cake, the white dog poo was not as squishy as the modern stuff. Much firmer stuff, full of calcium.

    •  do you burn more calories doing 10k in 30 mins or 60 mins
    • If you drink some water after drinking an isotonic drink in a race ...............does the isotonic drink become just a drink?
    • Camera's have round lenses and square pictures. HOW?
    • when you have a bad dream and the midget with the axe is chasing you, you wake up and then go back to sleep. The midget with the axe is still there. When you have a realy good dream and are about to make love to your perfect lover, you wake and then go back to sleep. The perfect lover has gone. WHY?

    any of the above would be good

  • If you leave a turd in the sun it will usually go white (although doesn't seem to have worked on Robert Mugabe).
  • Michael Jackson?image
  • Oh Mark Radclift said it was the dryed out thing image Mental note don't listen to radio 2 after a few bottles of wine
  • another characterristic of the white dog poo was it's satying abilty. It didn't fade away but would almost turn to stone.

    I think I'm saying too much, a run methinks

  • I love the response from the MOD

    "We were doing some sonar testing in the area at the time of the incident ................................... it is highly unlikey that our sonar testing was responsible"

    Like a small boy holding a cricket bat next to a broken window. image

    Here's a question for you Cake.

    • How far do sonar waves travel? 
  • image But that's physics, boring image image
  • I'm pretty sure white dog poo is just very dry dog poop. 

    I thought excess calcium was pi$$ed out  through the urinary tract  (hence things like  kidney stiones) rather than in poop

  • Mr K was looking suitably guilty when the boys mentioned sonar testing. I'll ask him how far sonar travels next time he phones me.
  • For information only

    Active Sonar (not normally used on operations as it will give own position away) will travel up to about 200km depending on salinity and temperature of water at a  maximum of 280 db.

    Passive sonar emits no noise source whatsoever and is purely a listening device

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