PH...did he breathe quietly? That's much nicer than a noisy breather.
Or maybe he didn't snore. Or his utter tw*tness made it easier to leave him once you;d decided?? Or he's very helpful to the BBC by making Russell Brand look courteous and considerate?
There's always SOMETHING nice** one can say.
** at least, something that's not obviously an insult until you think about it
Actually, now he's the ex, we get on a lot better than we did when married - even go on holidays together (with the children and separate rooms - of course!)
And, if he hadn't done what he did, then I wouldn't have divorced him. If I hadn't divorced him, then I wouldn't have had to move out of the family house. And if I hadn't had to move out of the family house, then I wouldn't have ended up here, in a much nicer house in a much nicer part of the country.
My ex was a really nice bloke. A bit backward in coming forward on the emotions front, but that was thanks to his ghastly stiff upper lipped RAF father. He was also good looking. and he now earns shed loads of money and drives a porche
And his wallet contains a photo of himself wearing a wig, a shiny red plastic dress an six inch heels. Nobody's perfect.....
PS and if he hadn't told quite so many porkies on his Form E, then I wouldn't have had to take him to court. If I hadn't had to take him to court, then things wouldn't have dragged on for years. If things hadn't dragged on for years, then I wouldn't have become so stressed () . And if I hadn't become so stressed, then I would never have taken up this running malarkey.
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sory pizza, i am TRYING to think of summat nice
he wasnt that nice to his mum
he wasn't even nice to his mum, hand him over to Siance .
I'm a little scared of her now
<rolls up sleeves>
ok
PH...did he breathe quietly? That's much nicer than a noisy breather.
Or maybe he didn't snore. Or his utter tw*tness made it easier to leave him once you;d decided?? Or he's very helpful to the BBC by making Russell Brand look courteous and considerate?
There's always SOMETHING nice** one can say.
** at least, something that's not obviously an insult until you think about it
<Thinks of something good to say....>
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He's an EX!
Wow, that was easier to think of than expected!
Ive thought of something
he did eat with his mouth closed
well done Nam & PH
Moomoo...is that things that are "nothing but nice"....or are you much better behaved than me??
Actually, now he's the ex, we get on a lot better than we did when married - even go on holidays together (with the children and separate rooms - of course!)
And, if he hadn't done what he did, then I wouldn't have divorced him. If I hadn't divorced him, then I wouldn't have had to move out of the family house. And if I hadn't had to move out of the family house, then I wouldn't have ended up here, in a much nicer house in a much nicer part of the country.
So, to my ex - thank you.
That nice enough Pizza Man??!!
My ex was a really nice bloke. A bit backward in coming forward on the emotions front, but that was thanks to his ghastly stiff upper lipped RAF father. He was also good looking. and he now earns shed loads of money and drives a porche
And his wallet contains a photo of himself wearing a wig, a shiny red plastic dress an six inch heels. Nobody's perfect.....
PS and if he hadn't told quite so many porkies on his Form E, then I wouldn't have had to take him to court. If I hadn't had to take him to court, then things wouldn't have dragged on for years. If things hadn't dragged on for years, then I wouldn't have become so stressed () . And if I hadn't become so stressed, then I would never have taken up this running malarkey.
So, once again, - to my ex - thank you!
Next time I see you I can feel a very long conversation coming on!
She could suck the chrome off a transit tow bar ball hitch!
And made a mean breakfast!
He never lied. When his mouth was shut
LOL at Nam's TOTP!
I'm still thinking of something I can post without getting lambasted