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I am an angel but I think I may have been kicked out of heaven for drinking too much and stealing God's sandals.
Send him to me - I'll sort that pink fettish out
That was meant to say "aren't YOU just Adonis"
You can't say you are disappointing
That's like - being FAR too honest
But I have my contact lenses in now.
But yes, I am quite kind
And you are a lovely person who really shouldn't put yourself down
Also, lets be fair - good in bed is an overstatement. Just so long as the bloke has one thing and he knows where to put it, how bad can it be?
The one what?
How many do you have BDB?
Those what?
Sieves?
Brains I believe
Mind you - actually, that's probabyl about 2 in reality
You have one brain?
What does your thinking?
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I am an angel but I think I may have been kicked out of heaven for drinking too much and stealing God's sandals.
Send him to me - I'll sort that pink fettish out
That was meant to say "aren't YOU just Adonis"
You can't say you are disappointing
That's like - being FAR too honest
Under promise, over deliver. That's me
But I have my contact lenses in now.
But yes, I am quite kind
And you are a lovely person who really shouldn't put yourself down
Also, lets be fair - good in bed is an overstatement. Just so long as the bloke has one thing and he knows where to put it, how bad can it be?
Just the one? Oh dear Plod, you have soooo much to learn.
The one what?
How many do you have BDB?
Those what?
Sieves?
Brains I believe
Mind you - actually, that's probabyl about 2 in reality
You have one brain?
What does your thinking?