Why do we do it to ourselves?

LIVERBIRD

Peterun330 wrote (see)

How many fleeces do you need any way!!

About the same number as I have pairs of shoes and handbags.......

Cake

Note to all don't let your fleece near a naked flame. They burn quite well if a spark hit's them as I discovered the other week.

LIVERBIRD

Penny for the guy????

Peterun330

You are dead right there Cake! I used one to do a bonfire and I nearly went up with it! It had more holes than a gruyere cheese by the time I had finished!!! they are of very poor quality so I do not bequeath them the entry fee any more!!!

Hash

I was wearing my stylish FLM mini-marquee when I sprayed one of the chickens with disgusting smelly stuff to stop the others pecking her.  Two washes later and it still stinks to high heaven. 

Sadly, its anti-peck effect works on humans too.....

LIVERBIRD

LOL!

I can smell you from here Hash!

Peterun330

Hash - why dont you run the marathon in it - when you finally get in .!! they will smell you coming for a mile off and everyone will get out off your way sharpish!! you will do a PB no problem!!!!

LIVERBIRD

You mean the other runners will - legging it to get out of Hash's way?

Peterun330

I would gladly follow Hash if I was in!! Better a pongy run than no run at all. Maybe they could dish out air fresheners instead of lucozade sport!!!