Sick of hearing about it!

I know - the fact that I'm discussing it keeps it in the mind, but I am sick to death of hearing about Ross and Brand. Given the awful things that go on in this world, why is this headline news at all, let alone for days at a time.

So - let's make up our own sensationalist headlines. What completely pointless story would you put on the news channel endlessly? I'm going for "LozF slightly miffed that somone didn't offer to make her a cup of tea this morning, and is going to make a formal complaint"

Comments

  • It's a good job you started a thread about it then! C'mon everyone! Lets talk about Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross!  
  • "Wilkie very disappointed not to have won the Saucony shoes" 
  • I think its called "covering up the really bad news with some moderately scandulous news that the media, being in thrall to the Govt, will publish so all us bears of little brains (as the Govt view us) will forget that in actual fact the country is in a bit of a state with over a million people projected to lose their jobs in the enxt 12 months."

    Or something.

  • "Shock news - I was expected to make a decision for myself this morning, with no government guidelines to follow"

  • "DM will write to his MP to table an early day motion on Government guidelines for people who make decisions"
  • Mouse in new boots scandal.
  • "Don eats too much pasta - Pictures on page 12"
  • "Runner unaccounted for, after stopping to chat to old friend en route, so being 5 minutes late"
  • LOL Loz! I like that one
  • "Female runner goes out on her own in the dark - and comes back safe"

    Why do people think it's not safe to go running on your own (at 7.00 pm), but safe to walk home from the station in the dark on your own? 

  • "New diet study finds if you eat less and exercise more you lose weight"
  • LOL Wilkie - I know I've had that conversation with people!
  • Stilton Banned.
  • For being too blue??
  • that's the one.
  • Russell Brand and Jonathon Ross fly 747 into Canary Wharf - possible sucide attack - only two killed -

  • Edward the Confessor and Eric Bloodaxe in 150 in a barn sheep sex romp.

    (Edward and Eric are rams)

  • Scotty4Scotty4 ✭✭✭
    "Scotty is tea-total and only pretends to drink lots and act like an arse at socials. SHOCKER"
  • "Runner needs lift to Silverstone"

  • JUST socials???
  • Scotty4Scotty4 ✭✭✭

    Only in the Sun! "The Sun has announced that it will be the main sponsor of the 2010 London Marathon....follow our barely legal toppless marathon running virgin babes as they bounce their way around the capital. Lads, can you keep it up for 26.2 miles???"

    Free tub of Vaseline to every reader!!!!!

  • RW Towers to provide all lurkers with free running shoes for life?
  • lol Scotty

    "beebs in serious cba mood "

  • lol, kk it will never happen
  • kittenkat wrote (see)
    "RW forum all get on for a week"


    I read that as 'RW forum all get  IT on for a week'.

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