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Was intended to be in jest Barley. Apologies if I offended.
Andy
Barley, I have the most incredible gingerbread recipe - my mother used to make big slabs of it and then literally build a tabletop gingerbread house with them, using a kind of sugar syrup as "glue" and decorate it with icing and smarties and then all around it there would be gingerbread trees and gingerbread men and gingerbread bears and gingerbread rabbits.
Unfortunately I don't have as much patience....
I'd eat it before I made a gingerbread house!
Cake - thanks for the kind offer but I will be headin up north next weekend so I'll pop in claim my slice of cheesecake.....just for quality control purposes, of course
hee hee
OMG
OMG
Yes Yes Yes Yes, I WANT SOME
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssse
*puts name down for gingerbread recipe*
Can I have your lemon drizzle cake recipe as well please Ditchy?
Kinell!!!!!!!!
pimp my recipe, ,
oh oh Ditchy can I have your recipe.
well actually I got it off Gordon ferkin Ramsay.
SHUT UP ABOUT CAKES! Go and train!
I've been training! More than I've ever done in my entire bliddy life which is why I'm so fecking hungry all the sh*tting time ok?
If I actually had any work on, I might not be able to bake and train, but since I can't afford a social life of any kind whatsoever, let me bake and sod off and stop yelling at me Bassius and Barlos you Big Bullies.
Well it's not. There aren't even any fecking cakes in my house at the moment, only porridge and bananas and raisins and bliddy energy bars.
Right I'm off to do all 500 of my stupid physio exercises in the vain hope that my gammy leg will ever work like a normal person's leg, and the next person who tries to stop me talking about cake will unleash an even fouler mood than yesterday when I banged on a train window and shouted until some eejit apologised to me for running into me on a train platform, the hooded twunt.
I love cake, if anyone dares surpress cakeage they'll have me to answer to!
Did you feel better having banged on the window or would it of been even better still if we'd tied the knobber to the tracks
Oooh, I feel better for good flounce!
And re the window, I did feel loads better, cos he looked surprised and then he did apologise. The downside was that my hand hurt from banging on the window more than it did from him running through it and bending the fingers back.....
*passes bags of flour & sugar and large tub of butter*
*Adds icing sugar and bag of jelly babies to Ditchy's baking store*
Ditchy for cake queen, Ditchy for cake queen, Ditchy for cake queen
Have you popped in on the off chance of gaining some knowledge to slightly increase your microscopically thin chance of beating me at the JW?
*bites the heads of all the jelly babies and dons Pirate Pinny*
*produces special Warning: Ditchy's in a Bad Mood Cake*
Custard is where its at
Do you know, I think it could almost be possble ti become orgasmic over the thought of food.