Any pheasant pluckers on line now

I'm learning to be a pheasant plucker and am a pheasant pluckers mate at the moment.

Any advice on the tricky fiddley stuff would be greatfull appreciated 

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  • Sorry,can't help PM.  My father is pheasent plucker however.  I'm just covering for him whilst he has his lunch.
  • no but I'm a pleasant f*cker
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  • no pheasants - how about pickling a peck of pickled peppers instead??
  • I'd ask your local butcher for a few tips...mine's a pheasant plucker.image
  • I tried that and if the pheasant plucking doesn't work out I'm thinking of selling sea shells on the sea shore
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  • Sorry PM not my line of workimage I have however been known to sell sea shells by the sea shore.image
  • small wrote (see)

    How much wood can a wood chuck chuck?

    A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

    luvin' that one!
  • fat buddha wrote (see)
    the sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick

    they're not getting any easier!

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  • Ah but can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
  • no

    but when in France

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    or in Germany

    In Ulm und um Ulm und um Ulm herum

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