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Long John silver, Hook, Jack Sparrow.
Sorry, couldn't resist.
Yifter S. wrote (see)
A Pirate is;1. A swimmer just out of arm bands2. A very average cyclist on a very expensive bike3. A slow runner that runs long, just to say theyve done it.Oh yeah, they wear yellow vests, some look OK, but for most you can see their favourite course is dessert!I think that covers it........
A Pirate is;