People that need a damn good slap

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selected models only, mind.

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Ricky those 5 mins & 59 seconds cost me £15 & completely F**Ked my bank holiday Sunday  due to the lack of sleep I had.

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people with a mobile phone stuck to their ear when driving

a slap so hard it knocks the phone out of their hand

The Divine Sossidge

Gillian McKeith. Stop rummaging in other people's poo and get a life, you weirdo.

Beware Of The Fish

Brian Sewell. I'm normally quite a calm placid person, but he just pushes all my buttons and a slap isn't nearly enough!

Double 0

I'm with you Mrs Sossidge - Gillian McKeith - A slip might break her clean in two you know.

Wilkie

Red-top journalists

Paps

People who buy crappy 'gossip' magazines full of z-listers in their bikinis.

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can I add my ten-pence worth:

ambulance-chasing lawyers, the 'have you had a trip or fall anywhere' brigade.  They do my head in, especially the bloke on Galaxy FM - 'why don't you claim it's cause you're too bloody British'

I wanna poke his eyes out

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Oh - I've got another one.  People who refer to celebs by their first name, as if they know them. Jade, Dianna, Cheryl as examples.

Cake

The One and Only XFR Bear wrote (see)

Rowan Green Faster at Forty http://www.justgiving.com/stroke100 wrote (see)

Is Billy Bragg the new James Blunt?

 Joins the Billy protection league. Slap me, slap me, I've enjoy it.

How about Persenters on GMTV. All deserve a good slap?

M.ister W

Don't get me started on Gillian "I know f*ck all about nutrition" McKeith.  Why do the TV companies continue to employ someone who has been shown to be a charlatan and a con-artist with less knowledge of nutritian than my dog?

  

<Joins the "slap Gillian Mckeith" queue behind Double O and makes some practice swings with his cricket bat>

Pink

Mister W, you don't have a dog...

But I guess that makes the point even more

<Joins the "slap Gillian Mckeith" club>

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This thread is bringing out a violent streak in me that I never knew existed.

The guys on the Confused.com ads who are trying to be wacky.  They need not only a slap but a right good shoeing too.

XFR Bear

Can't remember which comedian said this but "If You are what you eat, Gilian McKeith must eat a lot of shrivelled old prunes"

The Hoose-Goer

mmmm -she has a thing about poo

XFR Bear

is Hoose Gilian McKeith?

The Hoose-Goer

lol - I am not a wrinkly old prune or I may have been

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Ulrikakakaka Johnson - dont get me started.

Basil Brush Mk II

I'll also join the "Slap Gillian McKeith" club.

I'll also slap the Daily Mail, in its entirety. Actually, no, can I just slap the media who hype, twist and completely misrepresent most things in the world.

With apols to any journos on here.

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Man U

The Hoose-Goer

the silly sods that decided nestles was to be pronounced "nestlay" and nugat "noogar"

[Deleted User]

That'll be the French then Hoose, so that goes without saying.

The Hoose-Goer

mmm -they've softened our nougat

martin bates

Anyone said Michael Winner yet?

Simon Coombes 2

Halifax Howard - TWAT!

Paul Burrell, Madonna, Barrymore, the list is endless.....

The Divine Sossidge

Claire from last year's Apprentice. Although she already looked like she'd been slapped on the face with a shovel...

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The airheaded sloaney woman whose selfish parking of her 4x4 blocked the road when I was in a hurry, causing me to reverse into a post and whose response when I mentioned this when she finally deigned to return to her car was "Sorry," before she drove off...

The Divine Sossidge

Can we make that ALL airheaded Sloaney wimmin??

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Girl at work who has given me a horrid head cold.

Double 0

I wish people wouldn't come in to work ill!