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Plodding On
Try it mixed
I'd give them up in this order...
Chocolate
Beer (Alcohol in general, not specifically beer)
Sex
Running
The sex is a bit lacking at the mo, bing a single girl an all that, but hoping it will resume eventually, so I'll not announce my abstenance just yet!
I would give them up :
chocolate
beer
running
sex
Beer (I can take it or leave it)
Chocolate (because I eat it out of habit - crisps would be more of a challenge)
Running (because the little voice in my head won't let me)
Sex (because my OH would have to suffer too and that wouldn't be fair)
Jimo, ive heard that you only ever eat 'fun-size' chocolate bars..................?
Beer would be 1st to go for me I think....
Chocolate
Beer
Running
Sex
But cant stay and chat I'm off to the local Chocobeer running/sex club Derbyshire Branch new members always welcome!
Maddy - gagging them is illegal
Ignoring them and kicking them on the way past is far more profitable
Seriously though you'd give up sex first PO, you haven't been doing it right I reckon.
Right give up Chocolate first.
Beer
Running
Sex
I don't have a girlfriend doesn't stop me having sex.
Sometimes even with another person!
Maddy - I suppose getting one of the stupid ones to sign away their money and their ability to talk is worth putting out some
And Jimmy - I am a woman! How wrong can it be?
"That goes in there"
"And out..."
"And in..."
"And out..."
And think about Ice Age while counting sheep and fighting off boredom
Jelly Babies
Cider
Wanking
Football
Hung slightly to the left after the full frontal lobotomy?
And Jimmy - it may take two to tango, but one person can always lead you into a cactus
....oh dear, that sounds rather dreary.....
.."that could also go in there......and then in there....or back into that....while this goes in here...(don't forget to turn it on)....and these hold those like that, (steady now).....!!"
If she has what?
And Nick - exactly what are you describing? A driving lesson?
has sex with a cactus as Jimo asked
And Nick was only missing the classic 'left hand down a little bit'
I think Nick's working a switchboard