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You would get arrested for doing that in public
Surely disqualifying walkers in races is pretty unworkable. I mean, you would need video evidence and the marshalls could be bribed and what not.
I think it would be easier to just get a hardcore group of professional marshalls together and arm them with shotguns. Kneecap first, ask questions later. That way there could be all the 'no, I didn't' - 'yes, you did's in the world but one things for sure- those buggers would never walk in a race again!
It will be interesting on my next race having a good look at these poeples groin areas to see who is Left who is right or maybe some ambidexterous ones out there.Could end up geting arrested maybe !!!!
You lot are terrible
*emails boss to tell him we need to put tissues in the goodie bags for the 10k races*
ET - we have both just done the same HM where we are both dissappointed with our own respective times. On that thread I said I had walked/jogged from about 8 miles after completely cocking strategy up/undertraining etc. Going off what you state I should have been eliminated.
Even though I had a disaster of a race I still came in over 15 mins ahead of you. You must have good eyesight to have seen me walk and upset you so much.
I think tissues are necessary for men only races
Condoms should be issued for people only races
but it's contraceptive qualities would be severely reduced, Good God woman, do you know nothing?
( is astounded she isn't pregnant yet...)
F**k it lets ban runners too. the tossers...
.....oh.... Hang on.
Deer - perhaps I practice safe sex by not having sex until I have married a rich sucker?!!!
I would certainly ban Walkers.
And the big eared twerp who advertises them.
So let me get this right
We want to ban Walkers.
And Gary Lin8&ker.
But promote Sheep to 10k running.???
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So let me get this rightWe want to ban Walkers.And Gary Lin8&ker.But promote Sheep to 10k running.???Cock On.
Dont forget that right hand and left hand wankers are also banned and PloddingOn wants to marry an octopus with a bank account.
Im glad someone sensible is keeping up with this!!!!
I will keep an eye out for any single Octupus on my travels!!
Well said Sprint Akie
Well said Screamapillar