Coops, no matter what you think, you are nowhere near as funny as you think, most of your posts on here are vulgar tat, and not in the remotest bit funny. In fact you are a bit of a twat.
I just had an accident in my car this morning after an ice cream van ran into the back of me. I am going to have to have a few days off of work now with Mr. Whippylash.
**Apologies for offending motorists, ice cream men and claims handlers.
As Jacko was fighting for his life in the back of the ambulance the doctor said "I think we better start CPR" to which the medics said "No, we should start just doing heart massage" to which the driver yells "No, we should start setting up an adreline drip" to which Jacko, gasping for breath, says "For fcuks sake! You wanna be starting something!"
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Coops, no matter what you think, you are nowhere near as funny as you think, most of your posts on here are vulgar tat, and not in the remotest bit funny. In fact you are a bit of a twat.
If you're so offended why continue to read the thread?
Do you honestly think that you're going to stop people posting by calling people sick?
Coops, although I think you're a bit of a twat, I do find you funny.
Someone's in an eggy because they don't get sick jokes. Their bad.
Trust bliddy Coops to kill the thread saying that.
Coops you Twat !
Sorry if we've already had this one:
Michael Jackson's cancelled all his O2 gigs. He had a change of heart.
... and it's way down on the hilarity of some of these sick beauties!
Keep em coming!
It poses a difficult question are you a twat for agreeing with him or is he a twat for agreeing with you?
Here's one for RobboRunner:
I just had an accident in my car this morning after an ice cream van ran into the back of me. I am going to have to have a few days off of work now with Mr. Whippylash.
**Apologies for offending motorists, ice cream men and claims handlers.
You sexist twat
(Ice Cream person)
I think RR is in a bit of an eggy. Taking things too literally methinks.
Anyway...
Yow!
I'm beginning to feel a bit bad now for offending you RR. Therefore I will make this heartfelt plea to you......
"OHHHHH BABY GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCEEEEEEEEE, SHOW ME WHAT LOVE IS"
I was disappointed that the Sun headline this morning wasn't "Whacko Jacko Heart Attacko"
It's terrible, I know...
Michael Jackson has died in a tragic accident. Government sources have warned about the dangers of eating 12 year old sausage.
or
The FBI has raided jackos house and found class A drugs in the kitchen, class b drugs in the living room and class 5c in the bedroom