triathlon training decreases fertility

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  • Now I haven't done the full calculations Debbo, but they're not 25% squishable, which is why they tear us to shreds!!!!image

    Boys and vasectomies - humph! imageimage

  • so, you looked at your own body, looked at a baby's head, and thought yep that will work,  then it was awful, so you did it again? genius!

    go seek sympathy somewhere else! image

  • debbo.......

    I was in a valleys hospital...............when i asked for an epidural I was told only do them monday to fridays between 9 and 5.............this was saturday morningimage..............

    tear them to shreds............... sounds like a good description......image

    but then again could it have been that bad as by 3 years later I had had another 2 kidsimage

  • just because something is difficult painful and dangerous doesn't mean it isn't worth doing.

    i know this bloke that tried the northpole marathon  - TWICE!

  • oxymoron wrote (see)

    so, you looked at your own body, looked at a baby's head, and thought yep that will work,  then it was awful, so you did it again? genius!

    go seek sympathy somewhere else! image


    IM hurts but for some reason they do it again! imageimage

    Akshully, God put that second baby there! I had nuffink to do with it!!!

    Mr LB had just bought himself an Alfa Romeo GTV too and had to sell it immediately and he blamed ME! image

  • i'm pretty sure that an IM does not hurt as much as childbirth! granted, experiences do vary.
  • i'm sure mon said the mds was worse than childbirth. to be fair, i've never sought sympathy, and i've (quite justifiably) only ever received derision!

    although i did rather embarrassingly moan that it was cold, on the north pole dvd.

    anyway, back to sperm.....

  • Im confused, this article doesnt explain why im childless image
  • mellifera wrote (see)
    i'm pretty sure that an IM does not hurt as much as childbirth! granted, experiences do vary.

    I think the net result might still be the same. You are so tired you're prepared to sleep in your own vomit and your nether regions feel like torture! image

    Not that I'm doing an IM.....

  • are you sure about that BB
  • you've always used your personality as contraception though havent you?
  • ha ha ha!

    very good Oxy!

    anyway, women shouldn't get sympathy for having a baby - it's a choice thing, and there a range of mind-altering and pain-killing drugs available

    unless you are foolish enough to live in the welsh valleys

    at least you don't have to ride a bike for hours if you want to have a baby
  • ..................... unless you happen to live in the welsh valleys

    image

  • As long as you do it every day you're alright apparently...  image
  • thats me fecked then
  • but if you do it everyday your more likely to have little girls than little boysimage
  • unless youre Michael Jackson image
  • Bouncing Barlist wrote (see)
    thats me fecked then
    they didn't specify that company was a prerequisite... image
  • Sounds like a good omen for the battery industry to ride out the down turn
  • LOL in general at this thread!

    Oxy, I was thinking the same as you at the start, and quite horrified for it too!

  • Garr wrote (see)

    Oxy, I was thinking the same as you at the start, and quite horrified for it too!

    me too image
  • I'm glad it wasn't just me, when she said about preferring blokes who've had vasectomies, I thought for a moment that she considered herself  the oz clarke of the fellatio world and able to differentiate vasectomized todgers by taste alone.

    Sorry IW!

  • "I'm detecting slight undertones of oysters and a lack of tadpoles" image
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