Needed an ambulance last night..

Mr Puffy

Hope you don't choke on it, you might be sorry.

Sprint for the line

This is a fantastically surreal thread.

I approve of the meandering content.

[Deleted User]

I'm rathering enjoying it too

Basil Brush Mk II

Let's make it meander a bit more.

Discuss the issues surrounding a fish requesting an ambulance.

Soup Dragon

[Deleted User]

lol

LIVERBIRD

Basil Brush Mk II wrote (see)

Let's make it meander a bit more.

Discuss the issues surrounding a fish requesting an ambulance.

Salmonella.....

Slugsta

codswallop!

LIVERBIRD

Shoulder displaicement......

LIVERBIRD

Of course, that might require a sturgeon to perform the corrective procedure....

I'll get my coat...

Mr Puffy

No moray?

Basil Brush Mk II

No, that's what Mrs Cod was doing when the ambulance left with her dead husband...mornaying...

My coat? The one with the Ron Hill Vizion light. Thanks.

[Deleted User]

Fractured raydius?

goldbeetle

disloskated shoulder?

[Deleted User]

Myocodial infarction followed by codiac arrest 

Basil Brush Mk II

Horrendous haddock (headache...in case you were wondering)

[Deleted User]

My friend has got carpal tunnel syndrome, but she doesnt need an ambulance as it is 'eeling nicely.

goldbeetle

Ive got crabs

goldbeetle

and Ive pulled a Mussel

goldbeetle

its give my a bad limpet

goldbeetle

your all going to hate me now

Ive got a lot of anemones

goldbeetle

but I always Whelkom new friends

goldbeetle

I show them my Winkle

[Deleted User]

I hurt myself when I slipped on a lot of fish at the fish market.  And when I say there was a lot of of fish there, I'm talking a lot of pollocks.

[Deleted User]

What about your Cockles?

goldbeetle

Edit: posted twice for some reason

must be the drink

[Deleted User]

I hope you are not a giant grouper, that would be rude.

goldbeetle

no but I surf the net for hard core Prawn