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AndrewSmith

I get the feeling I am being mocked!!!

Never mind, my revenge will be enjoyable, I will crush you feeble people like the hammer of Thor crushed  the snow giants

seren nos

AndrewSmith wrote (see)

I get the feeling I am being mocked!!!

Never mind, my revenge will be enjoyable, I will crush you feeble people like the hammer of Thor crushed  the snow giants

now that sounds quite enjoyable......how big is your thor's hammer

Bouncing Barlist

Is the Hammer of Thor equipped with a taser

AndrewSmith

No, the taser is just used for foreplay!

Jj

As long ath you're not Thor.

UltraCas

Yeah but if he uses KY to make sure he's not Thor, then he'll be slippery and not sticky and the thread will just slide down the page

Jj

seren nos

Unknown

Think Smiffy's got himself into a sticky mess?

AndrewSmith

Nothing I can't handle!!

UltraCas

But what if we say the word 'panties'?

How are you feeling now, Mr Smith?

Bouncing Barlist

quite rigid i would imagine

AndrewSmith

Like I said, 'handle'

AndrewSmith

So watch your step or I will be handing out stiff penalties!

seren nos

I'm going to have to go to bed and lie down.....this thread is making me all flustered

Bouncing Barlist

seren nos - dyn haearn wrote (see)

I'm going to have to go to bed and lie down.....this thread is making me all flustered

Will you be using the battery powered massager?

UltraCas

Seren - Do you need Smithy's KY?

Jj

LADIES!!

Gertie

Jj wrote (see)

LADIES!!

In the tri forum???  You're having a laugh...

AndrewSmith

Except for you of course Gerts!!

Gertie

AndrewSmith wrote (see)

Except for you of course Gerts!!

of course...

AndrewSmith

boing

Unknown

boing!

Kanga M

boing .... should we just make this thread sticky as well ?

Unknown

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

AndrewSmith

I think that would be suitable punishment for the troublemaker!!!

Unknown

what and then you'd  have more competition for your number one spot. I'd hate to take the limelight away from you!!

Kanga M

boing ...