Anti-wrinkle cream

Soup Dragon

I think I'll stay looking crinkly 

Linky thing

Muttley

I thought they used ... well, you know .... man juice.

The Hoose-Goer

iiiiiirrrrr!!!!

can have some of mine though

The Hoose-Goer

fat that is

Basil Brush Mk II

Johnny Blaze

I think L'Oreal use monkey spunk in a surprising number of their products.

[Deleted User]

I don't know if I'd like the job of monkey wanker JB, although it possibly beats working in an office. 

Don Minquez

Ahem...

runner string bean

Don Minquez wrote (see)

Ahem...

 not sure the stuffed kind counts..besides you don't appear to be equipped unless it's hidden?

Soup Dragon

LOL DM!

I actually don't believe this any more - don't think its really used in cosmetics at all.  But it might be a good way to power a car:

Free fuel?

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Johnny Blaze wrote (see)

I think L'Oreal use monkey spunk in a surprising number of their products.

I think they already put that in some of their shampoos.
Lets face it, its because you worth it.

Plum

perhaps they could squeeze some out of this

[Deleted User]

Lovely jug.

I heard they use breast milk for certain products too.

The Divine Sossidge

Jesus, I'll keep the wrinkles thanks all the same

Don Minquez

The cheaper option would just be to get your fella to splaff in your face.

The Divine Sossidge

excellent. It might go a bit crispy when it dries though.

Not that I'm speaking from experience.