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I'll be one of the Shepherds. We'll be out on the hills partying, having a quick toke and a few pills, which would explain our amazing visions.
Three wise men. Don`t you mean Three Men and a Baby.
I want to be the hotel manager where there`s no rooms. Or better still Doctor Who.
now who would be most suitable......... someone whose willing to go the extra mile.....it has to be great and mark a milestone in production .next
I could be the Inn keeper's wife
'oh go on Inn keeper hubby, let them kip int' shed, look at 'er gawd bless 'er she's pregnant, we can't turn them away' *looks to the Virgin Mary in a wistful way.*
Edit cos I can't spell- but I can act
*stamps feet* but I want to be a star. I want to be on the stage where I belong.
*has massive diva strop*
Okay, I'll be the star.
I'll just hang about on a winch.
Do I get any lines?
I have a rider and my dressing room must be painted white, and I demand puppies and fresh flowers.
Wasn't aware Maraiah Carey was in the nativity but ok Shimmy is now Mariah
Do you want to hear me sing?
I think I should put myself forward for the part of Jesus. being Scottish, I can do a great rendition of 'A Wain In a Manger'
I could happily lie in the manger all night, and if you ply me with enough gin, the child like sobs emanating from my swaddled being will be 100% authentic.
I'm sulking in the corner Caz, pass me the crayons ta
ooh nice tea towel
ooh fanks
nom nom nom
*gets out ruler*
Ok everything is going well,
Thanks Bobbis was wondering who was going to fill that role, still need a flunky for the star of the performance Shimmy, (any takers). Looks like Lea has put forward a good case for being jesus especially like the "a wain in the manger" bit. D2D you have been lined up for writing the script.
Now this eye lash issue any make up artists out there please apply within