Porkers of the world....

with all the unabashed slimness on this site it's about time us porkers, lardarses, overweight, heavyweight or just plain big peeps had our own thread.

so come on porkies - over to you.

anybody with a BMI of less than 25 is banned.

buddhas unite!


  • Thanks FBF i'm proud of you
  • NessieNessie ✭✭✭
    BMI 26.4 and just had 2 pies and a large bottle of banana milk for lunch. Can I join?
  • BMI of 29.

    I'm in.
  • Nssie on bahalf of fbf i say hllo and welcome. My e key is very unrelable. My lunch was prawn and avacado on brown with mayo, lime juice and pepper, than a cocoapop bar and am just having glass of milk.
  • i think mine's about 28 but I'm not sure how much I weigh these days. It used to be well over 30 :~)
  • My BMI is 30 just checked it on www.bbc.co.uk in the health section.
  • But i am big boned she said tio hide the shame
  • oh and an inverse pear shape
  • Time to waddle up to school to collect the kids
  • BMI 27.4
    wah ho, I'm in. I'm in

    Sorry, very bored at work today, get very excited over small things
  • 29!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    oh yeah
  • matthew pinsent will be along in a mo
    hes 28
  • How do you work it out?
  • Honey I think your BMI will work out to be just fine!
  • fat buddhafat buddha ✭✭✭
    Dr N - get back to the surgery and treat us fatties. Surely your BMI is less than 25. Or have you been spoofing us with that picture?

    Welcome lardarses of the Forum. Nice to see so many. My BMI is 32. and steady.
  • how do you work it out?
  • im a big fat hippo
    Im a big fat hippo
    nah , nah nah nah
    nah nah nah nah!
  • fat buddhafat buddha ✭✭✭
    it's yur weight in kg - divided by the square of your height in metres

    so for me that's 100kg divided by 1.76squared = 32.3
  • isnt there a way to do it in stones and feet?
  • Hippo congas back to work
  • fat buddhafat buddha ✭✭✭
    DBSA-slap body mass index into google - loads of sites with calculators.

    right - off that - lets pork peeps.

    do we all suffer chafing of bits?? my thighs get it so I wear lycra to stop it and make sure I vas.
  • 's why i wear running tights
    Need some for my arms though
  • dbsa

    unless your photo is a spoof, I think it's safe to say you are unlikely to have a bmi which qualifies you for this thread.

    For info, however, I believe there are two main methods of assessing BMI. One is a Caliper Test, whereby they "pinch the inch" at your hips. The other is an electrode test where an electrical current is passed through your body (from toe to finger) and the amount of resistance is indicative of your BMI.

    One or both these tests should be available at any half decent gym.
  • FbF I am indeed spoofing you with this pic! This ain't me! But I think my BMI is lower than 25 anyway, so yes I will get back to the surgery!
  • bmi of 18.6 - am i in, am i in??????
  • I dont think so
  • Hoorah! After much sweating over the calculator I've come up with a BMI of 26.6!

    I'm in!
  • 24.45 - phew!
  • fat buddhafat buddha ✭✭✭
    RoadRunner - get outta here - lightweight!

    rocks - BMI is BMI - caliper tests and the electrode tests are different ways of getting to a same conclusion i.e are you a porker. None of these are conclusive proof of anything really as they do not take into account such things as bone/muscle mass or relative fitness levels.

    OK - off the science - cream buns anyone with a cuppa??
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