It's that time of year again... Eurovision Song Contest

Johnny Blaze

Portugal and Russia should have a suicide death pact the miserable bleeders.

Booky

How many of these miserable gits will throw themselves into the Icelandic woman's gaping jaws when they lose?

Mr Bump

Sarah - Yes, he was saying "Beograd", or Belgrade to me & you.  The "red button" lyrics translation confirmed this.

Oh no, here we go again.

*shimmies*

Allez, Allez Allez

Allez Ola Olé

Actually, that remind me of Ricky Martin "Cup of Life" 

"Go go go, Allez, allez allez......"

M...eldy

Ah yeah Denmark/Abba

[Deleted User]

I'm looking forward to my holipops now...

LIVERBIRD

My netbook is going to die quite soon. Later people - its been fun.

Prawnie

I'm sure you are Nam.

Gertie

Where's Riverdance?

Mr Bump

M...eldy wrote (see

Germany was good

 

But they'll struggle for points because Austria weren't in it, were they?  .

M...eldy

She is eyeing him up with a hunger in her eyes

B

Graham is a naughty boy but funny

B

Not all of them again

[Deleted User]

they should have re shown the pitch invasion as I missed it

Booky

Denmark! Denmark! Denmark!

M...eldy

I think I shall adnmit defeat before the end of the votes as well

[Deleted User]

Mr Bump wrote (see)

M...eldy wrote (see

Germany was good

But they'll struggle for points because Austria weren't in it, were they?  .

The Austrians would rather mate with their goats than vote for us...

B

OPA!!

M...eldy

Greece will have to work out which country has the most money before they vote   !

[Deleted User]

oh someone put the Israeli fella out of his misery...

Johnny Blaze

White Pants ratio = 20%

Mr Bump

M...eldy wrote (see)

Greece will have to work out which country has the most money before they vote   !

Cyprus might be out of luck this year then!

[Deleted User]

"you decide tonight outcome"

I speak Englisch verry gut I learn it frrom a book!

MadameO

Has to be OPA!!

By the way Nam, what does that mean in German...?

Mr Bump

Nam wrote (see

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Mr Bump wrote (see)

M...eldy wrote (see

Germany was good

But they'll struggle for points because Austria weren't in it, were they?  .

The Austrians would rather mate with their goats than vote for us...

PMSL!  They always used to vote for each other!

Mr Bump

Here we go.....  UK "nul points".

M...eldy

Grandad !!!!!!!!

Gertie

love the security!!

[Deleted User]

Mr Bump wrote (see)

Nam wrote (see

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Mr Bump wrote (see)

M...eldy wrote (see

Germany was good

But they'll struggle for points because Austria weren't in it, were they?  .

The Austrians would rather mate with their goats than vote for us...

PMSL!  They always used to vote for each other!

Really?  I'm surprised.

Madame O... Opa means grandad... well in German it does anyway....   No idea what it means in Greek.

Johnny Blaze

This is a good idea.

[Deleted User]

Hey this one is the best, I'm voting for this song to win!