Favourite joke

Madlot wrote (see)

Ive got a joke for ya

 3 tortoises - Jim, Ray & Geoff go for a picnic 10 miles from where they live. It takes them 10 days to get there but when they do they find they have forgotten the bottle opener.

Jim and Ray ask Geoff to fetch it, Geoff says "fuck off, by the time I get back you'll have eaten the all the sarnies!" Jim and Ray promise not to eat them so Geoff agrees to go.

10 days pass & Geoff has not returned. 20 days pass & he has still not returned & Jim & Ray are fucking starving but keep their promise not to eat the sandwiches. 25 days pass & Jim and Ray say

"fuck it, we're gonna starve if we dont eat" They start to eat the sandwiches & Geoff jumps from behind a rock & shouts

" I fuckin knew it you bastards, Im not going now!"

I've posted this before but i like it.image


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