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The way you play with your ding a lings all the time....
LEAVE YOUR WINKIES ALONE!!!!
I can't remember the last time I stuck my hand down my pants in public, that's for sure.....
It's because they haven't got any b*ll*cks
Hello Mick! How are you?
The thing I don't get about men are your conversation "rules"
Men meet eat other and talk football. If you get the odd one that doesn't talk footy then you talk cars. Or work. "So, what do YOU do for a living / what do you drive" is code for "I'm checking to see if I have bigger antlers than you do a the stag fight".....
Oh the list is pretty long, believe me!
Male conversations tend to turn into a competition.
Men seem to think that women can't like shoes/handbags/jewellery AND have 2 braincells to rub together. We can be intelligent & feminine at the same time, but men seem to struggle with that as a concept.
Men seem to think that women are incapable of functioning without them, as if a man has to be the aim of any woman's life & ambition.
Men seem to think women will always be flattered by an approach - trust me, you're not all that attractive!
And that's just the headlines!
However, I do like men, in general. I like male company, I'd prefer to be in a male dominated workplace than a female one. A group of men is somehow less complicated, less political than a group of women can be. And I'm quite prepared to play the helpless female card when I need to, and you always fall for it - bless your little cotton socks.
Nearly every man I have known (excluding my dad/brothers as it would be wrong to know this about them) has done the following:
1) When just out the shower with towel round them, have pelvic thurst (either with the towel still on or not) so thier knobs flop up and down/windmill style
2) stick thier knobs between thier legs and pretend they are a woman and find it hilarious... seriously, do you know how unattractive you look whilst doing that?
lerm wrote (see)
Nearly every man I have known (excluding my dad/brothers as it would be wrong to know this about them) has done the following:1) When just out the shower with towel round them, have pelvic thurst (either with the towel still on or not) so thier knobs flop up and down/windmill style
Helen liz wrote (see)
CazSoul wrote (see)
I like men, but have to agree with LB... Do you have to fiddle with it ALL the time???
My Squeeze doesn't fiddle with his.That's MY job