Birds..

Not necessarily your partner, just men in general?

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  • Being called a bird, for a start image
  • I thought women  were called birds coz of the worms they pick upimage
  • The way you play with your ding a lings all the time....image

    LEAVE YOUR WINKIES ALONE!!!!

  • Yeah, right! Like you women don't indulge in a little tinkling of the ivory every now and again!!
  • I haven't got a piano image
  • I can't remember the last time I stuck my hand down my pants in public, that's for sure.....image

  • Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?image 
  • It's because they haven't got any b*ll*cks imageimageimage

    Hello Mick!  How are you?

  • not much
  • really..really boring threads is the worst thing.
  • The thing I don't get about men are your conversation "rules"image

    Men meet eat other and talk football. If you get the odd one that doesn't talk footy then you talk cars. Or work. "So, what do YOU do for a living / what do you drive" is code for "I'm checking to see if I have bigger antlers than you do a the stag fight".....image

  • Oh the list is pretty long, believe me!

    Male conversations tend to turn into a competition.

    Men seem to think that women can't like shoes/handbags/jewellery AND have 2 braincells to rub together. We can be intelligent & feminine at the same time, but men seem to struggle with that as a concept.

    Men seem to think that women are incapable of functioning without them, as if a man has to be the aim of any woman's life & ambition.

    Men seem to think women will always be flattered by an approach - trust me, you're not all that attractive!

    And that's just the headlines!

    However, I do like men, in general. I like male company, I'd prefer to be in a male dominated workplace than a female one. A group of men is somehow less complicated, less political than a group of women can be. And I'm quite prepared to play the helpless female card when I need to, and you always fall for it - bless your little cotton socks.

  • i don't judge people by their gender

  • fidding with tech when there is stuff to be done. Grrr
  • I judge people by how cute they are and whether they like The Sound of Music.
  • Hello Millster...im canny. How are you keeping?
  • I can't think of anything men-specific
  • I like men!  image
  • I like men, but have to agree with LB... Do you have to fiddle with it ALL the time???
  • Nearly every man I have known (excluding my dad/brothers as it would be wrong to know this about them) has done the following:

    1) When just out the shower with towel round them, have pelvic thurst  (either with the towel still on or not) so thier knobs flop up and down/windmill style

    2) stick thier knobs between thier legs and pretend they are a woman and find it hilarious... seriously, do you know how unattractive you look whilst doing that?

  • lerm wrote (see)

    Nearly every man I have known (excluding my dad/brothers as it would be wrong to know this about them) has done the following:

    1) When just out the shower with towel round them, have pelvic thurst  (either with the towel still on or not) so thier knobs flop up and down/windmill style
    I used to do that but I got concussion and smashed the towel rail off the wall.
  • You'll have someone's eye out with that....
  • Helen liz wrote (see)

    Men seem to think that women can't like shoes/handbags/jewellery AND have 2 braincells to rub together. We can be intelligent & feminine at the same time, but men seem to struggle with that as a concept.

    image  Just to take the opportunity it does p*ss me off the number of women who go oh you like football/rugby and therefore must be a knuckle dragging meathead who drinks stella and fights. Personally I speak 3 languages and can talk a little of 4 more. I’ve never started a fight in my life, read a book a week (on spot the dog at the moment), cook and much prefer radio 4 to the pub. Don’t believe in stereotypes and think you've just met sh*t men Liz. image
  • CazSoul wrote (see)
    I like men, but have to agree with LB... Do you have to fiddle with it ALL the time???


    My Squeeze doesn't fiddle with his.








    That's MY job image

  • lol, Wilkie. M.ister W and I were reading this the other evening and nearly posted the same image
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