"If you say 'How could you not know that?' you would not be the first. But - I did not know Sangria was alcoholic. They sell it in plastic bottles and cartons FFS. I came back from a hard hilly run, smashed about 3 pints of the delicious stuff, then realised something was wrong. I fell into the pool. Completely titted. Felt very rough. I can just about see the funny side now..."