Things you want to say but can't

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  • Who needs to dump a body in the woods when you've got a chain saw and a frying pan?

    Steak, anyone?

  • I HATE to admit it hun, but NLR is right. 'V' is pronounced like a 'B' so it is ther-bey-tha for beer.

    Fear not though, in general, he's usually wrong image

    Sarah, have you ever read any Stuart MacBride books? Hehehehe. I do like steak right enough...
  • Well we shall agree to disagree in the case of cerveca image
  • North London Runner wrote (see)
    Me parece el norte de londres hombre es correcto-verdad? (no dictionary required)

    Me parece que el hombre del norte de Londres tiene razón, ¿verdad?

    Sorry, couldn't help myself. But he's right about 'chorizo' and 'cerveza':


    /cho-ree-tho/

    /ther-be-tha/

    Dear old lady with the i-pod,

    Please look before you cross the road. I know you are blissfully unaware of your mistake and I appreciate that we will all be old and crap one day, but my bike and I didn't enjoy eating dirt as we swerved to avoid you. And I looked decidedly unprofessional in my meeting covered in blood.

    Az
    x

    Dear city slick tyres,

    I'm changing you for nobblies you useless feckers!

    Az
    x

  • To the neighbours playing music full blast in the garden SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP image
  • pint of Tabitha for me please!
  • Azacaya wrote (see)

    Dear old lady with the i-pod,

    Please look before you cross the road. I know you are blissfully unaware of your mistake and I appreciate that we will all be old and crap one day, but my bike and I didn't enjoy eating dirt as we swerved to avoid you. And I looked decidedly unprofessional in my meeting covered in blood.

    Az
    x

    Dear city slick tyres,

    I'm changing you for nobblies you useless feckers!

    Az
    x

    Ouch!!! image
  • Az - are you OK now?image
  • Tabitha? You've got to stop with the cat blood Nam, it isn't healthy! image
  • Evening Leanne. How goes it in Schottland? image
  • Stop flapping and wittering, focus, and do your fucking job properly for a change!
  • Morning LB. How is Scouseland? Schottland is dark at the moment, but i'm about to have brekkie, then go and do the last tri of the season. NLR would be very proud of me....i'm totally unprepared. Haven't done the swim distance without stopping since, oh, about June, and can't remember the last time I went for a run. I'll be run/walking no doubt, which he'll be very understanding of I'm sure image
  • My Spanish is a bit rusty and was clumsy and afterwards I was thinking along the lines of yo tengo razon. I was going to put upside down question marks at the beginning but I would have to think how to do it and was rushing off to my Sufi concertimage Lo siento amigos. Buen suerte Leanne El Guisante.
  • Good luck with the tri Pea!

    It's a bit damp and miserable round here. Reflects my mood!image

  • and finally Esther.........it seems despite an admitted lack of knowledege of the subject matter(spanish) and credible arguments against his view JW still thinks he is right about Spanish pronouncaition. He was last seen spending an hour pushing a door that had pull written on it. Ricardo Cabeza?

  • If you did what I asked the firest or second time...............instead of the tenth.................I wouldn't have to nag....................why do you keep on telling me to stop naggingimage

  • North London Runner wrote (see)

    and finally Esther.........it seems despite an admitted lack of knowledege of the subject matter(spanish) and credible arguments against his view JW still thinks he is right about Spanish pronouncaition. He was last seen spending an hour pushing a door that had pull written on it. Ricardo Cabeza?


    JW is also not a "he"...  you're really not very good at this are you love.

    ps It's "pronunciation" not pronouncaition.

  • "why do you keep on telling me to stop naggingimage"

    Ermmmmmmmmmmm cos im not your husband !!!!

  • Having fun ladies image

    Good luck with the run/walk, swimble, motorbike thingy Lea image

  • Nicko................its not my OH I'm moaning about..............He's knows better.............teenage sonimage
  • Dear quiz team mates, when I say "Mexico" and "1967", I don't mean "Egypt" and "1974". Thank you.
  • LOL Kwilter.

    Dear housemate,
    You are sooooooooooooooooo close to being evicted and it's not as even as if you haven't been given a warning. Believe me the writing is on the wall and not unfortunately the common wall between our rooms. Oh and if me accidentally knocking a weight against the wall woke you up this morning, so sorry. At least maybe you know what it feels like at 04:50 in the morning.

    Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • Dear friends

    It was brilliant to catch up with you all the other night. I honestly don't mind who smokes what - that's your choice. However, it's MY choice not to smoke, and I don't find it funny when you make 'additions' to the herby potatoes without telling me, that leave me heaving in the toilet and feeling like shit the next day. Would I spike your drinks with vodka if you didn't drink? No.

    ...and...

    Dear neighbours

    I applaud your active and vigorous sex life, I really do. But when we're sat out in the garden having a glass of wine after our evening meal, we don't really want to hear your conjugal joinings in every little tiny detail. Especially when you sound like foxes shagging, punctuated with shouts of 'give it to me, Mr. Big'. I know where your window is, I have a Supersoaker, and I'm not afraid to use it.

    image

  • JW is a girl??????
  • Well Tabitha at least you cant accuse me of picking on people cos of their sex image and it should be pronounciation even if it isn't

  • Dear Housemate, do your f-ing washing up! Especially the stinky frying pan you cooked fish in three days ago. You've,lived here since last December and I'm not sure I've ever seen you wash up anything. You're 24 years old and work as a chef for gods sake. You should know how to do it.

    Thanks

    (Actually think I might say a version of this to him later!) 

  • North London Runner wrote (<a>see</a>)
    My Spanish is a bit rusty and was clumsy and afterwards I was thinking along the lines of yo tengo razon. I was going to put upside down question marks at the beginning but I would have to think how to do it and was rushing off to my Sufi concert<img> Lo siento amigos. Buen suerte Leanne El Guisante.

    Ahem - buena suerte.
    I'll stop now.

    LIVERBIRD wrote (<a>see</a>)
    Az - are you OK now?<img>

    Thanks LB, I'm fine. It looked a lot worse than it was.

    Dear Handsome Young Man on the Mountain Bike Who Passed Me on a Particularly Steep and Slippy Part of the Route This Morning,

    HUBBA HUBBA!!! <img alt="" title="" border="0"><img alt="" title="" border="0"><img alt="" title="" border="0"><img alt="" title="" border="0"><img alt="" title="" border="0"><img alt="" title="" border="0"><img alt="" title="" border="0">

  • LOL! That was supposed to be a bunch of smilies.

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  • To the shop assistant in Cornwall that sold me my last pair of trainers,

    After spending 2 hours trying to find'Cornwalls best running store' I was surprised to find that your shop was a garage. Undetered I told you of my holiday running malaise - my faithful Saucony CS-es were knackered and I needed new ones. Informing me that you didn't stock these you sold me a pair of Asics promising me these would be just as good, if not better. Liar.

    I now have 2 creaking knees and a suspected cuboid subluxation, not to mention blister the size of tuppennys on both feet.

    Please do not try to palm off your crap stock on unsuspecting tourists. Oh and by the way your shite trainers were half a size too big. Look up the words over pronation next time someone mentions it. Bad trainers f***ing well hurt.

     Thanks,

     Sally x

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