Things you want to say but can't

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  • I was wrong once.

    I got an answer wrong on Blockbusters in 1984.image

  • The reason I'm shifting about on this spin bike in an uncomfortable fashion is because my lady garden hurts and I'm chafing after shaving my undercarriage and now its stubbly.

    So feck off and leave me alone and stop staring.image

  • LIVERBIRD wrote (see)

    The reason I'm shifting about on this spin bike in an uncomfortable fashion is because my lady garden hurts and I'm chafing after shaving my undercarriage and now its stubbly.

    So feck off and leave me alone and stop staring.image

    And for the same reason, no, I can't kick my legs any harder on the swim!
  • Pizza Delivery Company,

    Please stop putting flyers through my letterbox when you refuse to deliver to me as I am outside your area.  It only makes Hubby drool unnecessarily.

  • Caz - same hymn sheet! LOL! image
  • Schmunkee - The List Fairy wrote (<a>see</a>)
    Muttley wrote (<a target="_blank" rel="nofollow">see</a>)
    Assuming you're right Schmunkee ...

    Assuming?

    ASSUMING?

    A S S U M I N G? <img>

    I am never wrong!  Geddit?  Never.  Ever.  In a million years. <img>

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    Me thinks she protests to much? image
  • Take your job and shove it up your arse!

    An oldie, but always a goodie.image

  • To the weird bloke in lycra mincing around frantically on the cross trainer at mind blowing speed with no resistance...  THANK YOU!!!  The entertainment was priceless.  image
  • Why are you perving over weird blokes and should we tell Calf?

    Dear new fresher students up the road. Stare through our window one more time and I'll give you something to stare at! It's a turbo trainer and I'm trying to watch dexter.  

  • Believe me I was NOT perving.  It was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!!!
  • Wtf is Calf Tabitha? Funny how your type sneer at anyone who puts in any effort at all(is that the kinda thing you are all missing?) Will throw in a few spilling mistakes too for JW. How was the tri Leanne?
  • Who is Calf? is what you wanted to say NLR
  • North London Runner wrote (see)
    Wtf is Calf Tabitha? Funny how your type sneer at anyone who puts in any effort at all(is that the kinda thing you are all missing?) Will throw in a few spilling mistakes too for JW. How was the tri Leanne?
    Now now Heath Hunk, you're just stirring and well you know it.  Nam isn't the sneering sort at all, and she loves a man that makes an effort image  Don't we all image  The tri was fine, thank-you very much.  Took me ages, but I enjoyed it, which, I'm absolutely positive you will agree, is the main thing image  Training-schmaining, let's just all have fun.  hurrrrrrah! imageimageimageimage
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    LIVERBIRD wrote (see)

    The reason I'm shifting about on this spin bike in an uncomfortable fashion is because my lady garden hurts and I'm chafing after shaving my undercarriage and now its stubbly.

    So feck off and leave me alone and stop staring.image

    SuperCaz wrote (see)
    LIVERBIRD wrote (see)

    The reason I'm shifting about on this spin bike in an uncomfortable fashion is because my lady garden hurts and I'm chafing after shaving my undercarriage and now its stubbly.

    So feck off and leave me alone and stop staring.image

    And for the same reason, no, I can't kick my legs any harder on the swim!
     
     
     

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  • Here's a 'picher' (sort of)
    http://goodfellowsbar.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/beer-pitcher.jpg

  • Lee's standard breakfast me thinks??image
  • image You know these constant assumptions and prejudices about Scottish people are really getting my goat imageimageimageimage 

    I only have half a pitcher for breakfast *hic* image

    ...and of course it is a pitcher of whiskey... image

  • Am a bit flustered. Had to verbally abuse an old age pensioner who complained about me parking in her diasabled space. I told her I was only going to be an hour in the gym and parking there would save me a 5 minute walk. Really! just because she was a war veteran they think they own the place.

  • Dear colleague in our Northern office. You are very friendly and helpful and I do appreciate you frequent help, but please don't call me chuck. You make me sound like I should be in an episode of Corrie. Oh and while I'm on this line, can you tell other people in your office I really am perplexed by the whole "me ducks" term of endearment. I am not a duck nor would I want to be, they're noisey and qutie stupid, their only redeeming feature is that they taste nice.
  • Shut.......................the..............................fuck.................UP.

    I don't care what's happening in Eastenders.  I don't want to know what your neighbour was doing last night.  We all have cars that need repaired sometimes.  Want to lose weight - eat less and do some exercise and quit harping on that weightwatchers is useless.

    I have work to do, you have work to do, and you are doing my head in.

    I'm going to slap you next time you open your mouth.

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    Thank you for this opportunity.

  • image Why do you keep picking on me NLR...its cos i outed you as a goon isn't it!

    I like my spilling mistakes thank you very much, its cos my brain works quicker than my fingers can type - but your brain working quickly is something you're probably not familiar with.

    sarah the bookworm wrote (see)
    Lee the Pea wrote (see)

    Mind you, one person's twat is another person's treasure I guess.

    Do you think I can get that on a t-shirt? image

    Me too please!!! Hilarious

  • You show me yours and I'll show you mine....image

  • Lee the Pea wrote (see)
    Now now Heath Hunk, you're just stirring and well you know it.  Nam isn't the sneering sort at all, and she loves a man that makes an effort image  Don't we all image 

    Effort is never a substitute for natural ability.  image

    Now can I have that on a t-shirt please!  image

  • It's because I secretly fancy you JW. Although I can't decide between you and Leanne!
  • Well i am marvellous. So is Leanne for that matter

  • We'll i'd suggest a threesome in that case, but lets face it, you could never handle one strong women, far less two at once.  You'd be weeping in the corner, and that's before the whips came out image 

    Maybe I should start a t-shirt printing business on the side?  or Hollywood could add those designs to his list!

  • JWrun wrote (see)

    Well i am marvellous. So is Leanne for that matter

    Can't argue with that image
  • ...<img />i just came in to look at this thread at the right time it seems!!!!
  • I wondered how long it would take you Pea - you dirty bird! image
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