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Barley, he's just a bored price c**k who used to call himself "Heath Hunk".
He is Mark Derry who runs for London Heathside http://www.londonheathside.org.uk/our_club/main/index.php who claim to be "North London's friendliest running and athletics club" and I'm sure they must be very very proud of him...
The ignore function works perfectly... as long as people stop quoting him...
You really need to breathe NLR - Woooo saaaa. Perhaps you should re-read your post before accusing others of labelling???
do you want a cuddle?
North London Runner wrote (see)
Barlist- I looked up twat in my pictoral dictionary and your silly yellow shirted pic came up! Like the Spanish (thhhorisso lol) I have to explain things very slowly to you all. If I only had time to educate you lot but then you wouldnt be so funny. Ignore away Tabitha. Go label some more people JW like your parents used to.
Ta - I either aced it or scared them - will know tomorrow
Please Mr 43 year old Meff who shares a house with me,
No, it isn't really acceptable to throw the microwave away because you can't be arsed to clean up the tomatoes you exploded in it. Also, I put that food in that bowl there so I had it ready to add to what I was cooking, at the right moment, not so you could stick your piss covered hands in it to use it for yourself, without asking. Wipe the surface after you've used it. Do your trousers up. Put rubbish in the bin, not on it. Don't leave your dirty dishes in the sink so I have to move them to wash my stuff up. You are disgusting and I'm glad you crashed your car into the sister of a policeman this week. It's a shame you didn't injure yourself properly. No, you're not getting any sympathy because you're a dirty, childish cock.
Dear car manufacturer of my shit car.
Oh and dear Chuggers.....
Bloody hell Blisters, he sounds divine!
What's a MEFF by the way?
Dear chavs who invaded my local for the evening.
Firstly, asking you to shut the door is not unreasonable behaviour. An answer of "sorry" and going back to close it, would have been fine..
On the fourth occasion when another regular got up and closed it rather forcefully, you might have got the point. When I got up the next time and slammed it rather hard, it really should have impinged on even your dim brain that someone was trying to get a message to you.
The wall of un-necessary comments when we gave up and left is what we might have expected, and I understand that you don't know any better. However, jumping out in front of the car really was a step too far. Luckily for you I swerved away from you rather than towards you, but only because running you over would have spoiled my whole evening and possibly damaged my bumper
Innit? So I was like..... and he was like..... and I was like...... and I went...... and then he went......
Dear work colleague with the self diagnosed laryngitis.
Thanks a fecking bunch you thoughtless wassock, I appear to be coming down with a sore throat and accompanying chest infection. Not sure if my "glands" are swollen, as I had them removed earlier this year. However, after you insisted on me looking down your throat, a pleasure I'd rather have avoided, I'm familiar with the state and functionality of yours.
PS why not try stopping smoking, it'll make you less suscebtible to every infection going. b!+ch
This is my favourite thread in the world! I am a grumpy bitch on a good day!
Dear CNN, being a long way from home and having only you to watch on the telly is something of a trial.
Take your rolling news agenda, your blow-dried big-gobbed harpies blethering on about stock prices, your corporate vanity ads which kid on they give something to the world when really they'd turn people into dog food if they thought they could get away with it, and also your intense focus on items of no f8ckin interest outside of a small number of people in the political village...take all of that, ram it up your arse and just f*ck off out of my life forever.
Dear group of childminders.....................before taking the kids to a toddlers group can you please try and learn basic facts.......for the enrolement.............like dOB..................or even their names would be nice..how can you look after kids without even knowing the names...............
and whilst Mums, dads and nans and granddads, go around the room playing with the little ones and joining in the singing session with the kids.............................why do everyone of you spend the whole morning stuck on your arses talking....................and only ever move them to get the tea and biscuits................
I would never ever use a childminder after seeing the attention you group of 7/8 give the children........
Something i did get off my chest today that i thought I would share, driving to work, at a crossing, light was red, just turned amber and 3 kids (about 13) started sauntering across, got past the car next to me and lights were green so he slowly moved off, one kid just mooched past my car snail speed, I gestured to her to move on and she just looked at me with a smirk on her face so i smacked on my horn BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP "MOVE"..........I've never seen anyone jump so high or move so quick!!! Very funny, made my day and i'm sure it made her more alert as well!
Dear stand-in Yoga lady,
Our lovely, regular Yoga lady undestands that some of us are not quite as young or flexible as we would like to be and may choose to leave out or adapt certain positions to suit our own particular creaky bits, so when I refused to do a shoulder stand I meant it and shouldn't have needed to tell you twice.
Oh and thanks for the aching shoulders this morning from keeping us too long in plank and downward dog.
JWrun wrote (see)
hahahahahaha! Something i did get off my chest today that i thought I would share, driving to work, at a crossing, light was red, just turned amber and 3 kids (about 13) started sauntering across, got past the car next to me and lights were green so he slowly moved off, one kid just mooched past my car snail speed, I gestured to her to move on and she just looked at me with a smirk on her face so i smacked on my horn BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP "MOVE"..........I've never seen anyone jump so high or move so quick!!! Very funny, made my day and i'm sure it made her more alert as well!
You know what i'm talking about, girlfriend!
Hilarious re mooching kids, she'll not do that again! hee hee hee