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Dear middle lane hogging numpties, sitting in lane 2, forcing lorries to swing round to overtake you, endangering and delaying the rest of us...
If you're too anxious to change lanes confidently or drive faster than 60... get the f*cking train!!!!
Little Nemo - No more marathons! wrote (see)
Really sorry to hear about your insurance BB That sucksWhinge alert! Swimming training - why is the lesson soearly? Why am I OK with any of the floaty stuff but rubbish when I have to put my head under the water? Why don't my goggles fit? Why did I get bad looks from people when trying to do my hair in the mirror? Do I really have to do 2 extra sessions of drills a week on my own where I'll look like a drowning numpty? Do I look fat in my swimsuit? Why is the lesson sooooooo early?As you were
Really sorry to hear about your insurance BB That sucks
At least you're out there and trying, LN
I'm in the learning process too, and it sucks not being able to do it properly. But you know the best thing - neither of us have managed to drown yet
Mr A, could we have a retired greyhound please?
We're in dog negotiations at the moment.
Alybea wrote (see)
Mr A, could we have a retired greyhound please? We're in dog negotiations at the moment.
NamYou've no idea how odd you post sounds to me. Our cat is called Frodo, I think I know his opinion on the greyhound question without asking...
News International have limited grasp of the English language?
Who'd have thunk it?
40 minutes wrote (see)
LOL - my retired greyhound could tell you a few things about cats, too!
Alybea - seriously, if there's anything I can help with, just PM me
Fingers crossed AN.
This is a STAFF car park.... for STAFF, i.e. people who WORK here or other COLLEAGUES who come to meetings..
It's not a free facility to allow your lardy arse to get that little bit closer to shops and cafes so you don't have to carry your bags quite as far... while people who work here returning from meetings have nowhere to put their cars...
Dear buildings admin...
Can someone enforce the bloody car park please??!!
Lorry driver!.....you to*ser!!........do you really have to drive that close to me when overtaking me on my bike, you had the whole road but decided it would be better to get as close to me as you coud, thus making me sh*t myself and scrape my leg and arm in the hedge!
(great ride other than that mind!)
SuperCaz wrote (see)
*Makes a mental note of where the free parking is in Nam's home town*
AllNew wrote (see)
Dear lift system, you are sh*t,
I just waited 5 minutes for a lift that was still nowhere near arriving so still had to walk the 16 flights to my office in a winter coat so now I am sweating.
And no, I am not grateful for the extra "training"
Please learn to work your flipping mobile so you don't send every text message twice
Actually I have said this but it hasn't worked, I also bought a new phone which I though was simpler but still it's duplicated 9 times out of 10.
Kwilter with a K wrote (see)
LN, your second bit needs more explanation...I'm hoping you caught someone being rude in what he thought was a language no-one else would understand.
<applauds the Ninja>
Brilliant response, I hoped he breaks out in a cold sweat thinking about it for many months to come.