I have a greyhound, Mr F with his book (Catch 22) and a kettle to my left.
Probably best to beat the zombie around the head with the book, then we can still use the kettle to make a restorative cup of tea. The greyhound will, more than likely, remain asleep through the whole episode
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I have a pile of race entry forms, race numbers and my calendar of events.
I could wear them down by entering them into every race going so that I could then finish them off with the calendar.
At least they'll have clean teeth when they eat me.
Probably best to beat the zombie around the head with the book, then we can still use the kettle to make a restorative cup of tea. The greyhound will, more than likely, remain asleep through the whole episode