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A man is sent to prison for the first time and finds himself being locked in a cell with a 16 stone bloke covered in tattoos.
The fat bloke says "So boy, do you wanna be the momma or the daddy?"
Thinking quickly the newbloke says "I'll be the daddy."
To which the fat bloke says "Bend over and let momma fuck you up the ass."