What a waste of TIME!

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Karen

Can you check Google for me and find out when Christmas and New Year are this year ??

By the way I want an extra big pressie off you this year

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Karen

I would never be unfaithful to you   

Your my favourite loon

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Oh FFS..  someone throw her a fish.......  (KS, that is...)

M...eldy

I would rather be lonely than have the type of voices that you have for company

LIVERBIRD

Meldy - I SWEAR you were in Warrington IKEA this afternoon! You have a doppelganger!

Anyway - You're a pirate Melds. So you can't be lonely!

wiggrun

Nope, not Chilean, or Cherokee. the mine was/is in the UK, I was in a guided group, and the guides were pre-warned of my dislike of confined spaces.  Above ground(ish) I've Also climbed Lockwoods Chimney in Wales, again with pre-warned instructors. ( look it up, or, better still, look up it  ! )

Dunno what went through the Chilean Miners minds..... Hats off to them, and their rescuers. shows the unstopable inventiveness, and dogged determination of the Human Spirit.

LB - you saw someone riding a horse in Ikea ????

and why does Karen require a fish to be flung at her ?

Madlot. - Yes. they have both grown since I've started running. almost 2 sizes larger now. and wider too. almost got some form of "arches", and have seen a lot of other health benefits too.

Flat Footed

Doesn't have to be fish, you can throw any poultry or meat products at her

Ultra Saffy

Flat Footed wrote (see)

Doesn't have to be fish, you can throw any poultry or meat products at her

............you forgot the obvious thing to throw...........shame on you

Flat Footed

Oh go on then, but make it a big, really hairy one then SSP

Ultra Saffy

Flat Footed

SSSSWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

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Will also those who wish to throw objects (of any shape and size) at Karen please collect a ticket and queue to the right hand side

Johnny Blaze

It has to be said - this thread is quite entertaining

Flat Footed

Can i please throw a baboon at you

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Ring-tailed Lemur

M...eldy

Antelope

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Gazelle

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Karen

Why wouldn't people throw things at you. 

 In fact after FF has thrown the baboon I've got a 2nd hand fridge I could finally find a use for  

Johnny Blaze

They did, but i still couldn't follow it cos I'm as fick as pigshit, innit?

Flat Footed

Would it be to provide an ice pack for the bruised baboon, Slowfoot?

Ultra Saffy

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Baboons are EVIL..............do NOT offer them soothing ice packs under any circumstances

Edited for carp spelling

Johnny Blaze

I once stood not 10ft from several baboons in South Africa. They are scary mothers that's for sure.

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M...eldy

You may be  flea but its better than being a total T!T

Flat Footed

The one in the Lion king was scary enough for me!

Saffy breeds them for info