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Class post ! You have my vote as long as you feck off in April
I've tried to change my picture to one where I am wearing a charity t-shirt, a live strong bracelet and I'm shovelling up some cute road kill with a very concerned look on my face. There are lots of orphans looking on cared for by my wheelchair bound friend Winston (he's black, did I tell you?).
Alas it's too large. So you get my profile photograph courtesy of Arlington County Police Department 2003 where I was questionned while trying to save the whale.
(BTW - all you people mocking my real face is going to make me very upset)
Do you have a link to a charity giving website that you could put at the end of every post? I am sure that would work
That's so rude! But it does explain why I am inundated by milfs wherever I go.
Good point, I forgot the website:
www.imafuckingbeggar.com
For my autumn marathon next year:
www.payformynewyorkholidayundertheguiseofacharityrun.com
Milf groupies
Moraghan I had thought I heard you say you werent going to do a marathon again until you were old and slow..?
Here's a photo of me saving a distressed child from a burning building.
Curly - that's before I realised how much free stuff you get as marathoners. On the track you only get free safety pins.
Can't remember the Spluttered acronym, so
just spluttered.
I thank you.
(even if the parents of said child won't).
That's me. The man of a thousand faces - all of them unpleasant in some way or another.
(you must be one of the aforementioned milfs.....).
Thanks for the support everyone. I'm so pleased I may even break the habit of a lifetime and go for a short run next week.
Steady on Moraghan. Don't you think you should speak to a running coach before you attempt such strenuous exercise? You wouldn't want to get injured now that you have come so far.
Mother I'd like to ....................
Keir.... true that.
Back to the competition...
My 4 year old daughter Chlamydia just ran into my room:
Her: Daddy, I can't sleep.
Me: Why not darling?
Her: I'm excited about Christmas.
Me: Santa is going to bring you lots of Asics toys, unless Daddy doesn't win this competition in which case Santa won't have our address and you'll get nothing.
Her: ..then I'd run away and never come back.
Me: I don't blame you, but it's out of my hands.
I always thought he looked like he did most of his traing at her majesties pleasure. Now its confirmed.
I guess he only wants the genuine Asics gear so ge can make copies of them in sweat shops and flog them on the internet.