How to inspire an Olympian

So, the olympic park will have a poetry wall on which something suitably inspiring will be inscribed.  Nominations are now open:-

Suggestions?  Personally I'd choose to have a music wall. 


  • You'll be branded limpdicks
    If you don't win the Olympics

    (what do I win?)

  • Unfortunately Scotty, they're only accepting already published poems.  The prize is that the inspiring words will be written onto a 60m long wall in the athletes' village.  However, you could give it a punt...
  • The on the fly teletext during the 2004 Olympics did actually "hear" the word olympics as "old limp dicks".  Had me  PMPL in front of my mum's telly
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