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So, FLR, is it time for the fish jokes to start, then? I'm just a lonely sole... halibut too much to drink last night....
There's a whole in my lovelife and I'm looking for someone to fillet....???
My RFL is in Cardiff and will be the second one, last years was my first ever race.
Even considering a 10k soon.
Love the fireman story, still making me chuckle!!!
FLR are you a common Carp or a mirror Carp..
Hetfinch - I have hurt my footsie. I cannot plod. boooo
i will have no other choice but to go out and get razzled tonight. Oh well....
How's the injury?
I used to know a fabulous fish joke... will have to see if I can remember it....
Name three fish that end with 'K'
1. Haddock
2. Shark
3. Kilmarnock
Why Kilmarnock??
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wait for it.....
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It's a 'plaice' in Scotland!!!!!
I did overdo it. Busted.
But when all the freshwater fish arrive, Noah decides that his ark just isn't big enough. So he sets about putting another level on his ark. Still not big enough for all the fish. So he puts another level on it, and so on and so on until all the fish are safely tucked away on the ark.
And what was Noah left with in the end?
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wait for it
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A multi-storey carp ark......
And something to make you groan...
I dunno about fish but watching this tennis is making me feel kinda spooked...
Well Tim Henman, he's a witch aint he?
And that commentator, John McEnroe, he's a witch as well, ain't he?
and undoubtably that other tennis star Goran.. 'evenhesawitch'
if I am in anyway guilty of starting the fish thing, I apologise un- thingedly (too tired to think of word)
and am not rude enough to tell the anchovy joke
Melsie - shocked that you need to ask if I'm a common carp - purple nails with diamante not at all common.
Alf virtual alka seltzer for tomorrow then - no running at the w/e or you know where you'll be sitting ... actually Kids A&B currently running a card system rather than naughty step - red and yellow cards,2 yellow cards or one red card = a tv ban
so far I've been quite good so they've not banned me from watching Wimbledon
(yup, it worked! which is a lot more than I'm doing at the moment)
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good luck with your RFL
Nice to see you back on here
Wonder if the Card thing can work on Boyfriends, I think I must be getting far too violent recently.(Every threat I utter begins with ' I am gonna break....') Must stop watching ganster films.........
Oh the sun is out I can wear my new shoes out tonight........
(A fish joke I haven't heard..... I need to hear it, I need to....)
Melsie - I hate to break this to you, but cows don't have nails. Perhaps you should get your udders pierced?
I was rather hoping for a plod in the rain tonight, but it looks like the sun is just about to come out again. Oh well.
Only 10 mins to go and then I can go home (lots of wine and indian takeaway I think).
Byeeee
Heather :0)
A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.
The first is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. He starts on
this when suddenly a huge fish leaps out and bites him.
He is not going to let a fish have a go so he beats the offending fish
to death with a spade.
Realising that his boss is not going to be best pleased, he tries to
find a way to hide the dead fish.
He hits on the brilliant idea of giving the fish to the lions as lions will eat anything. So he throws the fish into the lion's cage.
He then moves on to his second job, which is to clear out the monkey
house.
He goes in and a couple of chimps starts throwing coconuts at him.
Un-amused he swipes at the chimps with his spade, killing them
instantly.
He's really worried now, so what does he do? He feeds the chimps to the lions, because lions eat anything. He hurls
them into the lion's cage.
Anyway, he moves on to his last job, which is to collect honey from South American bees.
He starts on this and quickly gets attacked by the bees.
Alarmed, he grabs his spade and smashes the bees as hard as he can,
squashing them to death.
By this point he is not too worried about the death of bees as he knows
what to do by now. He throws them into the lion's cage, because lions
eat anything.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. It wanders up to another
lion and says "What's the food like in here?".
The other lion says: "Absolutely brilliant! Today we had fish, chimps
and mushy bees!!!
Happy Weekend Plodding y'all.
night all
I only know one joke with fish in it - so here goes.
Two parrots were sitting on a perch. The one said to the other, "Doesn't is smell a bit fishy here?"
Hope you all have fun plodding this weekend.