"Right now there is still salvation, but when May 21st gonna come, the salvation program is finished, God gonna shut the door, and after that only five months remain for the unsaved of the world, and they're gonna be suffering and on the 21st October, God gonna destroy this world with fire," Borce said.
Let's hope God isn't a language pedant, otherwise this Borce chap aint gonna get no salvation!
"According to Genesis, when the flood occurred in the year 4990, God told Noah that in seven days he would destroy the earth," Manny explained. "And he destroyed it in seven days.
"But Peter said: 'I know that one day for me is like a thousand years.' So 4990 plus 7001 years (the equivalent of seven days) equals 2011," he explained.
I know how Peter feels. Two minutes waiting for the tube feels like an hour to me but I don't expect it to be the basis for an exact calculation over many millennia.
As ever Peter, I'll keep an open mind. I'll wear my best pants just in case. I'm not big on prayer but I might help an old lady across the street or something in case it's worth a few extra brownie points.
I'm looking forward to my 50 miler on sunday, I paid for it so I want it. B@ll@x to the end is nigh brigade, get off your arses and do some fekkin exercise
It's my mum's birthday on sunday and i don't have her anything...so it's safe to assume as the world is coming to an end that i don't need to bother....right
Well, I'll be cycling home from work at about 11am on Saturday, so it doesn't want to end before 11:30. Don't fancy getting knocked off my bike by the four horsemen of the appocalypse.
Should i have one last Nandos? in case there is not one on the otherside
Most definitely. We've got a couple of whole chickens to cash in, I don't eat meat and my bf can only manage a half but as it's the end of the world we better have a nice feast.
7 x 1000 = 7001???? Somebody went forth and couldn't multiply.
World must've ended last year.
This is hell!
Aye, I was about to say.... Also, I think the fact everyone is assuming the world shall end for them on Saturday, as if you're in the 'saved' camp is a bit rich. Clearly we're all unsaved and we'll still have that extra 5 months to go. Let's hope for a hot summer to break us in gently to an eternity in the fiery bowels of hell
Their going on about 'Survival Sunday' but wouldn't Survival Saturday be more appropriate? 220 over-paid people running around 10 fields around the UK or 8billion running around the world panicing? I know which sounds more fun to me. 6 o'clock would be a good time to be caught in the middle of no-where, a.k.a near no big buildings.
7 x 1000 = 7001???? Somebody went forth and couldn't multiply.
World must've ended last year.
This is hell!
Ah, but there's no Year zero, so you have to subtract 1
I have a Tesco delivery between 6 and 8pm tonight.... my delivery driver better bloody not be one of the 'saved', I've got nothing in for tea otherwise.
Personally I'm a bit niffed that God is apparently 'rapturing' about 2 million. With the world overpopulated as it is I really wish he'd take some more!
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I'm going to have a big slap up meal, lots of cake and the best bottle of wine I can find.
"Right now there is still salvation, but when May 21st gonna come, the salvation program is finished, God gonna shut the door, and after that only five months remain for the unsaved of the world, and they're gonna be suffering and on the 21st October, God gonna destroy this world with fire," Borce said.
Let's hope God isn't a language pedant, otherwise this Borce chap aint gonna get no salvation!
bugger.
in that case i don't think i'll bother getting up for a 5:30am run tomorrow.
I love what all this is based on...
"According to Genesis, when the flood occurred in the year 4990, God told Noah that in seven days he would destroy the earth," Manny explained. "And he destroyed it in seven days.
"But Peter said: 'I know that one day for me is like a thousand years.' So 4990 plus 7001 years (the equivalent of seven days) equals 2011," he explained.
I know how Peter feels. Two minutes waiting for the tube feels like an hour to me but I don't expect it to be the basis for an exact calculation over many millennia.
Fucking wand.
It can't end on Saturday, I've been waiting very patiently to get my new car & that doesn't happen until next week!
On the other hand though, it means I won't have to worry about doing my race on Sunday which is gonna be a killer for me.
Hmmmm...
Better have a bac up plan FF, you know just in case.
I can't believe it's happening on Sunday. I had it in my diary for 21st December 2012. I was going to leave my Christmas shopping until after then.
7 x 1000 = 7001???? Somebody went forth and couldn't multiply.
World must've ended last year.This is hell!
Ah, but there's no Year zero, so you have to subtract 1
I have a Tesco delivery between 6 and 8pm tonight.... my delivery driver better bloody not be one of the 'saved', I've got nothing in for tea otherwise.
does anyone know if you get that 6pm call to be saved and taken up for rapture, is it hand luggage only?
Need to do some packing, just in case like ....
Don't wear a skirt today, or all the bad people will see your pants when you're beamed up.
(courtesy of someone on twitter, can't remember who )