The end is nigh!


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You've been warned! Starting tomorrow.... shit! I'll be at work.... 

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  • In that case you will have no objections to signing over all your worldly goods to me tonight since you won't need them in the morning. Unless the end will come nearer teatime
  • It's OK, the 'Unsaved' have another 5 months before being obliterated in a firey ball on 21st October.... which really is a bit of a blow as I have gig tickets for the 22nd.

  • North London Runner wrote (see)
    In that case you will have no objections to signing over all your worldly goods to me tonight since you won't need them in the morning. Unless the end will come nearer teatime
    I was actually expecting someone to exactly that ..... so ...oy! get to the back of the queue, you! I was here first!
  • It doesn't start until 6pm in the evening apparently - very precise.......
  • What are we dying of?
  • Oh don't worry - a giant earthquake
  • So not a zombie plague then? image
  • Should I pay my credit card bill or just wait a while ??
  • RunningInPleasePass wrote (see)
    Should I pay my credit card bill or just wait a while ??


    Quite the opposite, you should be spanking your card to its limit between now and 6am tomorrow morning.  That's the time that we would find out whether the world is ending or not, because the first earthquakes will be hitting the pacific at 6pm local time on Saturday. 

    Obviously it's only worth bashing the plastic on goods & services that can provide instant gratification, such as food and drink, live entertainment and maybe whores.

  • image ... do whores take creditcards these days ?
  • Bruce C wrote (see)
    image ... do whores take creditcards these days ?
    I really don't know.  image  But you can use your card at an ATM and what with looming armageddon, no worries about the commission that will be charged.  Sorted.
  • And if it doesn't happen - I think you could probably sue the nutters who said it was. Probably.
  • http://www.stonekettle.com/2011/05/ten-reasons-doomsday-will-be-awesome.html

    Don't read it while drinking or eating anything. Just saying...

  • Now point going to work tomorow then, if the world is going to end before the next pay day.

  • heard this all before was meant to end back in 1994 never happened
  • Harold Camping author of the end just been on tv. He says he got his his calculations wrong in 1994. Aussies will get it first he says. 6pm tonight.
  • How exciting..  can we have a thread like the Eurovision and vote on who has the most dramatic death...?  

    Prof Brian Cox is such a muppet...    he never saw this coming...  

  • He'd probably be sat in a shed in a desert with a sunset in the background pondering that things can only get better
  • The Sun professor Brian  Cox say the world isn't nigh. I add I saw this on TV. Would rather be accused of beastiality than reading or worse buying The Sun
  • And another thing, if there was an earthquake of biblical proportions along the entire length of the intenational date line, I don't think your average American rapture proponent would have to wait best part of a day to find out something funny was happening, cos it would create the biggest tsunami the world has ever seen, which would wipe out the entire west coast of North and South America.  Whether it would clear the Rockies and wipe out the rest of the continent as well I've no idea, I haven't made the calculations...

    Oh hang on, the Far East is still there. Phew, I think we might be OK.  Sick the kettle on.

  • OMG a huge earthquake has just been forecast for London at 6pm tonight!

    No wait a minute... it say Sunny, 18 degrees, 43% humidity. My mistake. Carry on everyone.

  • these people who start saying things like this and it does not happen should be sued left right and centre only nature decides when things happen
  • If it doesn't happen then Ian Hislop will be saying smarmy smug things on HIGNFY. If it does then the preacher barely has a chance to say i told you so. Just over an hour to go. Lucky I get to see the end of Moonraker
  • I think I'll take Ian Hislop being smarmy over the end of existence itself.  He's not that bad.
  • Well, 12 minutes to go. Better tie the shed down.
  • Is this still happening then image
  • Any news from France? They should be all raptured up by now.
  • For anyone who thinks they have a chance of being raptured, I suggest you stand outside now. You don't want to go flying straight through the roof of your house.

    (5 mins to go.)

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