Is it cruel to own a pirate?

....even if I regularly let them out to exercise?

Comments

  • You can never truly own a Pirate
  • Arrrr!
  • Careful.
  • someone could own me if they wanted......they would have to ensure they fed and watered me properly............with lots of lager..............and they would have to look after me properly.................buy me all the latest appropriate toys..new bike, wetsuit etc......................i would need to be given lots of peace and quiet for sleeping...............

    and ensure that i was totally happy at all timesimage

  • seren nos wrote (see)

    someone could own me if they wanted......they would have to ensure they fed and watered me properly............with lots of lager..............and they would have to look after me properly.................buy me all the latest appropriate toys..new bike, wetsuit etc......................i would need to be given lots of peace and quiet for sleeping...............

    and ensure that i was totally happy at all timesimage

    ownership costs are on the high side then!

  • I think you'll find that like cats, Pirates own you.....
  • Nah

    She drinks cheap lager

  • How about a pirate which endlessly repeats 'pieces of eight' and shits on my shoulder?
  • image Sorry about that I had a lot of single malf that night.
  • I'd happily be a kept pirate    image




    I do warn you that I have expensive habits
  • image Are you that triathlon nun Meldy?
  • M...eldy wrote (see)
    I'd happily be a kept pirate    image




    I do warn you that I have expensive habits
    You rang? image
  • I think you may have met your match  gobshite   image
  • image Fight anyone got some mud we can throw in the ring?
  • I can take her...image
  • Ladies ladies you will hurt yourself with all those clothes on May I suggest you strip to your underwear and I’ll put this Vaseline over you just so you don’t hurt yourselves to much? image
  • Cake wrote (see)
    Ladies ladies you will hurt yourself with all those clothes on May I suggest you strip to your underwear and I’ll put this Vaseline over you just so you don’t hurt yourselves to much? image

    and you're be next if you arent careful !
  • You've got to find him first Melds.

    Last seen under Booky's thumbimage

  • A pirate is for life, not just for Christmas.
  • LIVERBIRD wrote (see)

    You've got to find him first Melds.

    Last seen under Booky's thumbimage

    Actually LB .. we'd do far better as a collaboration    image
  • Agreed! Strength in numbers! image
  • LIVERBIRD wrote (see)

    You've got to find him first Melds.

    Last seen under Booky's thumbimage
    image And loving it! It's attached to the rest of her image
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