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*presses nose up against window*
I miss you lot...
*wanders back off into winners wilderness*
Still losing!
I've also bought 5 raffle tickets for my line manager's son's primary school summer fair.
There are some really big prizes (we work in an enterprise unit, so my boss is quite good at blagging decent free stuff) - a deluxe family-size tent, dinner and overnight stay in a 4-star hotel, spa breaks, ski lessons and all sorts.
I am, of course, hoping for an unbroken record of losing...
*waves to Caz from the cozy, warm, glowing environs of the losers' lounge*
I can only wish you bad luck then, Lady P
I must say that I admire the way that Caz has taken her winning with great dignity. But a good winner is still a winner.
Sorry.
B
Wanted Dead or Alive for crimes against losing.
Caz you will be in our thoughts but your a winner now
Still losing!!
Oi! What's occurring?
Isn't that yesterday's w*n*er's name still up there?
*drums fingers impatiently*
Come on, Saucony! You're late again
Come on, come on, come on!
Who knew losing could be so difficult?
About bliddy time
I'm still losing
But it means I'm still a loser
Last chance today!
I'm sure I'm going to win today, come on Saucony, pull my name out!!!
LN
Wash you mouth out
Oh, it's not me
See you all next year!
Ah well, that's it then
(sniff)
so long losers - it's been fun
till we meet and lose again...
Yup still retaining my losing streak
So untill the next time, i'll see you you bunch of loser for the next comp
I almost - but not quite - have nothing left to live for now the Sockernee summer shoe competition is over for another year...
I managed to successfully avoid winning anything in that school raffle last week.
My hopes are now solely pinned on losing the Guide Dogs Summer Raffle - top prize £7,000 or a car. I have purchased 11 chances to lose.
Don't despair - there's an opportunity to lose Pearl Izumi kit for a fortnight!
Men's kit this week - does that mean all women are automatically losers ?
They're still showing an advert for the June Sockerknee comp
Are they taking the piss out of us losers?????
GET THAT BLOODY ADVERT DOWN!
it's started to annoy me now
OI! RW!!!
Do you realise you have smasK your PB on your Powerade ad?!?
Also the Pearl Izumi competition hasn't been updated for us Ladies-That-Lose
HUMPH!