Thou shalt not feed me the same food twice in the same week
Thou shalt not tell me what to do ever
Thou shalt not sit in my chair
Thou shalt not purchase furniture that is resists claws
Thous shalt not feed the birds until I have merged with the nearest undergrowth
Thous shalt not take me to the vets in a cardboard box
Thou shalt not allow a dig into the house if it has legs and teeth
Thou shalt make all the bed space available that I may need during the night
Thou shalt light the fire whenever I lie near it
Thou shall obey all of the above or I will cause a dreadful smell behind an item of furniture
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