The Cats' Ten Commandments

Thou shalt not feed me the same food twice in the same week

Thou shalt not tell me what to do ever

Thou shalt not sit in my chair

Thou shalt not purchase furniture that is resists claws

Thous shalt not feed the birds until I have merged with the nearest undergrowth

Thous shalt not take me to the vets in a cardboard box

Thou shalt not allow a dig into the house if it has legs and teeth

Thou shalt make all the bed space available that I may need during the night

Thou shalt light the fire whenever I lie near it

Thou shall obey all of the above or I will cause a dreadful smell behind an item of furniture

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